On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.301 |
| Nocturnal Transmission Recap | 3:17.112 |
| The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution | 6:57.488 |
| Annoyed With A Stab Wound Victim | 13:16.450 |
| Billionaire Says Don’t Bother With Bitfuck | 17:05.023 |
| Drugged Up Lady Thinks Her Wiener Is Red | 20:01.696 |
| Black Grandma Upset With Someone’s Flat Ass | 21:49.160 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 24:42.019 |
| A Gaggle Of Beakers Swarmed An Uber Driver | 25:42.139 |
| Corporate America April Fools Round Up | 27:21.643 |
| Assaulted With A Chocolate Bunny | 30:02.491 |
| Losing $200,000 To A Fake Woman | 32:24.732 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:18.178 |
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