ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Prettiest Poop Of The Year | 4:02.491 |
| Space Force’s New Anthem | 10:47.821 |
| Gatekeeping Ice Cubes And Toilet Paper – New Reality Show! | 13:28.056 |
| Landlord Pulls Gun On Tenant | 25:31.389 |
| People Being Over Protective Of Their Car Part 1 | 27:30.332 |
| People Being Over Protective Of Their Car Part 2 | 30:22.445 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 33:02.388 |
| No, Really, Who Has The World’s Largest Penis | 34:41.620 |
| Just Assume There Are Creeper Cams At Your Planet Fitness | 41:19.452 |
| Exploding Anime Milkers IRL | 44:10.170 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 50:18.059 |
