July 3, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: When Facebook Goes Down, Schizophrenics Suffer Performing Microphone-lingus Making The Dude Who Stole Your Clothes Strip Down In The Middle Of The Mall The US Taco Bell Shortage Is Destroying This Country Church Lady Fat Shaming An Internet Whore Selling Her Dirty Bath Water Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View
July 3, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: We Put An Air Conditioner In Our Shower Cuz We Be Trash The Texas House Of Representatives Had A Lively Debate About Dicks Slipping Out of Pussies And Into Assholes Our First Clown Linda Finkle Nominee Ejaculating Into Musical Instruments Head Trauma Results In A Girl Who Can Only Say “I Farted”
July 1, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Sally Jessy Raphael Devotes A Whole Episode To Ghost Rapings Foreskin Advocates Are As Annoying As Vegans Twink Whimpers From Butt Sex The Syrup Sex Bandit Will Get His Day In Court Walmart Half-Off Cake Doesn’t Apply If It’s Half Off Because You ATE Half Of It Triggered Over Hash Browns Our
June 29, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Antifa Crybaby Gets Arrested The Second Democratic Debate Did Not Feature The Best Candidates Getting Female Sportscasters To Slut It Up Animal Activist Almost Dies The Way Chickens Do In A Slaughter House One Razor-Blade Company Is Proudly Showing Off Bush Anti-Gay Congressman Has ANOTHER SUPER FRUITY WEEKEND Pufferfish And Cocaine =
June 28, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Democratic Debate Highlights En Espanol Asshole Vlogger Vs. Starbucks Vincent Price Worship Music With A Side Of Ear Melting Drum Solos! RAWWWK Domestic Abuse Doesn’t Go Well For One Man Tapioca Bubble Tea Balls Caused Massive Constipation Crafting Sex Dolls In The Image Of A Deceased Loved One Scooting Naked To Beat
June 26, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Not All Cults Are Successful. Let’s Learn About One of Them The Duggars Just Keep Duggaring A Prolapse Giggle Fit Meat Based Vegetables Are Here Pastor Is Knocking Up His Entire Congregation Because The Holy Spirit Told Him To Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio
June 26, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV
June 24, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Writing Strongly Worder Letters To Toilet Brush Manufacturers Pedophile Beat Down At A Public Park An 80’s Linda Finkle Hall of Famer Soverign Citizens ARE NOT PEOPLE. THEY ARE MEN. PETA Vs. Fisherman Part 2 The Longest Strand of Intact Earwax Ever! Fak Uber Driver Also Had A Fake Dick Mother of
June 22, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Factory Resetting Your Lightbulb Is a Test of Patience Youtard Has a Picnic Adventures In Waifu Dating HOA Meltdown KFC Is Aiming To Block ALL of Your Arteries A Poop Tornado Catch Feces In Your Mouth For MAXIMUM NUTRITION Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio
June 21, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: 90 Day Finance Goes All Topsy Turvy Litterbug Vs. Elderly Finger Flipper 9 Year Old Animal Activist Vs. Fisherman Stupid Teenagers Are Growing Horns Cloning Your Ex-Wife Into A Sex Doll Beating Your Wife Because She Has a Shallow Vagina Hole Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575