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  • May 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tony Robbins N-Word Scandal Pulling Turds Out Yo Ass Smearing Period Blood To Calm Yourself Experience The Death of Princess Diana In An Amusement Park Bionic Penis Man Finally Gets Laid God Hates That Noah’s Ark Replica. Feel His Wrath! Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati

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  • May 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Steven Assanti Is Back on My 600 Pound Life Jesse Lee Peterson Just Figured Out How Gay Relationship Work Mother Addresses Entire Highschool Classroom That She Will Fuck Them Up Motorcycle Stolen Valor OR TV Fan? Pussy Toys For Winning Athletes Vomit Frau May Cost You Thousands! Our New Post Office Box

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  • May 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Mama Pisserelli’s Urine Jugs Speaking In Tongues Cuz The Gay Hatred Is Too Great Laughing The Cancer Away Cymbalta Withdrawal Road Rage Soy Sauce Colon Cleanse Meth Lab Or Essential Oil Etsy Shop? When Your Cock Vessel Won’t Take Her Clothes Off Fast Enough Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO

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  • May 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to cum Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • May 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: My Thoughts On Chuck E. Cheeses’s A Flood Of Clown Porn Mom Ruining A Perfectly Awesome Salvia Trip Makeup Vlogger Drama Is So Yesterday. I’m All About Jake Paul Being A Cry Baby Bitch Over Cyber Bullying Mayochup Is The New Mustonnaise Waking Up Dickless You’ve Got One Good Hand and Guess

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  • May 19, 2019By Tim

    Distorted View has a new sponsor and I’m going to subject you to a 9 1/2 minute commercial for them. Meet Chester Chipmunk, Flame-Broiled Patty, Special Sloth, and Parmesan Pete. They will tell you all about a totally cool Cheeseburger restaurant and fun-zone JUST FOR KIDS. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have

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  • May 17, 2019By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Become A Famous Artist In The Mail Josh Duggar Is a Pedophile AND a Philanderer Arguing With Your Dead Getting A Divorce Over a Tattoo  

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  • May 17, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Baby Killer Courtroom Drama The Hot Sauce Masturbation Challenge Dipping Chicken In Soda: The Music Video Political Pornhub Ads Instagram Suicide Polls Pediatrician Prescribes Babies With 120cc’s of AIDS Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have

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  • May 15, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: To Catch A Predator Is Back, Baby Vegan Refuses To Use Toilet Paper, Wipes Ass With Hands A Gooner Bater Sermon Coconut Water Social Media Goes Totally Piss Crazy Flinging Used Maxi Pads Drilling Holes In Store Dressing Rooms To Perv Out Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box

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  • May 15, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Hi Sisters! Gay Beauty Vlogger Drama Fat Clown Vs. ****18 YEAR OLD GIRL**** Jizzing On Someone’s Gym Towel Is Not Cool, Man Beating a Baby Against A Fence Dick Deformities And Cock Anchors Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS

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