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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Delta airlines gave out napkins with a blank line, encouraging you to write your phone number down and share it with your airplane crush. Social media reacted exactly as expected: by freaking the fuck out. Many called it “creepy”, and others bitch tweeting “#TIMESUP” Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    A UK television show called Sex Clinic featured the case of Zach. He said there was a stink coming off his penis and was worried about it. He also has had problems retracting his foreskin. All signs point to smegma! https://youtu.be/lLQHPpEIpI0

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Today I walk you through a scene or two from an adult anime. These hentai movies are produced in Japan (of course) and sometimes get re-dubbed into English. A lot of times the voice acting is horrible, and other times the dialogue the actors have to recite is hilarious. Today I share with you one

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    A sick delusional man or a crime fighting superhero? Dr. Phil recently had a man on his show that thought he was batman. This gives Tim the chance to talk about what annoys him most about daytime talk shows (the music and sound effects during the pre-recorded introductions). Tim also shares a clip from HIS

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    From a real news story featured on the Distorted View Daily podcast: a man having sex with his girlfriend heard a loud pop and realized he had fractured his dick. It probably sounded something like this Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer. https://youtu.be/AYZxvbUx4c4

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    RIP tumblr. You and your filthy content will be forever missed. Never forget by ordering your Death of Tumblr Commemorative Coin now! Guaranteed to only go up in value! Thanks to RoxyRex for this! Follow @RoxyRexArt on Twitter. https://twitter.com/RoxyRexArt Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    This is almost like a mini episode of Distorted View: we talk about incels, watch a pickup artist try to score with girls, and then I call a few ladies myself trying to get in their pants. For more funny/gross audio, check out the Distorted View Daily podcast: https://www.distortedview.com https://youtu.be/UzHXfkWTu20

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Thanks to RuralGaming in the discord for finding this video! In the 1990’s, a public television station in Pennsylvania auctioned off some very unique furry art, featuring rats in a hot tub, rats in a wet sticky embrace, and full-on rat sex. For more funny/gross audio, check out the Distorted View Daily podcast: https://www.distortedview.com https://youtu.be/apNBa8RpOXM

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    From today’s show: My Crusty Panties. A woman talks about her creamy discharge. And then eats it. At the end, she tries to sell you a pair. Tim talks you and gags through the video. For more funny/gross audio, check out the Distorted View Daily podcast: https://www.distortedview.com https://youtu.be/9b5h1GvHcrs

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Two people who should never open their mouths have recorded a album of cover songs. Waluigi and Tim Henson from the Distorted View Daily Podcast attempt a variety of duets. Check out the Distorted View Daily podcast for more stupidity: https://www.distortedview.com https://youtu.be/RWGRhGV5srA

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