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  • February 6, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Sextastic Tuesday Mini Story: Small Dicks and Cucumber Dongs Woman Hasn’t Bathed In 6 Months Blippi Screeches And Squeals To Billions Of Views Meth Head Owns Canine Elon Musk Audi Unveils A Piece Of Shit Camel Toe Fashions Shark Bongs Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati

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  • February 4, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: People Always Be Road blocking Me! Black Bat-Man Is Here (in Porn) Hypnotizing Yourself To A Drug Free Life Tit Squirting In An Agressive Manner Calling The Cops Over Fast Food Onions Penis Injection Led To A Misshapen, Disgusting Looking Dong Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati

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  • February 3, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Piss Artist Needs Your Help…With Piss Smoke Burping Is A Thing, Maybe? Crazy Bitch At Wingstop Name a Cockroach After Your Lying, Cheating Ex Teenage Fight Ends In Dead Dog Fuck Declaration British Cock Destroyers Going Out In A Meth Fueled Blaze of Glory A Penis Popping Insensitive Re-Enactment Our New

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  • February 1, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Logic Pro chewed up today’s show and I’m too annoyed to re-record today. A New episode will be posted this weekend for everyone, but for now enjoy this old moldy bullshit. Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463

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  • February 1, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I’ve Got Some Bad News About Our Favorite Prostitute Church Youth Group Want To Slather That Creamy Creamy All Over Your Face Murder Suspect Baby Talks To His Wife During Jail Visits Masturbation Challenge Level 90 Christian Evangelist Tells Cancer Patients To Stop Whining And Also Summons Zombies Cocaine Topped Hamburgers! Our New

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  • January 30, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Twitter Is a Dumpster Of Unforgiving Self-Righteous Asshats Clipping Jump Cables To Your Vagina to Prove a Point 3 Girls 1 Banana Mothers Screaming At Their Live-streaming Children Bridezilla Polygraph Testing Anally Banging A Corpse X 2 Time To Shoot Up Or Time To Do A Load of Laundry? Our New Post Office

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  • January 30, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Women Want To Fuck Serial Killer Ted Bundy Liking A Woman’s Ass Will Lead To Homosexuality Sick Rhymes Laxative Or Opioid? The Skillful Art of Drive-by Rim Jobs Butt Juice Is Sentenced Behind Bars Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF

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  • January 28, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Chasing Your Methed Out Girlfriend on A Moped Sissy Training Videos Detoxify Your Pussy By Sitting On A Steamer Eating And Dating Insects Anime Dork Tries To Do Standup Tired: Drunken Negro Face Cookies. Wired: Build That Wall Cookies Pringles For Blow Jobs Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO

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  • January 28, 2019By Tim

    Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy

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  • January 25, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Turd cutting ASMR – Shitting Into the Mic Goes Mainstream Livestreamer Loses It Over Emoji abuse Paranoid Youtube Got Molested By A Vampire Religious Nut With Fabulous Hair Has A Sermon For Us Gross Used Tissues As a Business Family Gets Kicked Off Plane Because They Smelled Don’t Shove Parsely Up Your

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