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  • February 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Linda Finkle Hall of Famer is Back With a Lost Song Aggressive Hand job Results In Nutting Under Pressure Animal Rights Activist Get Into A Megaphone Rape Fight Cupcakke Sings About Squidward-Looking Penis Gay Sex Always Sounds Like An Angry Old Man The Door Dash Man Dipped His Balls In My

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  • February 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Pat Robertson Is Obsessed With Weird Gay Sex The Devil Made Me Venmo Viggo Mortensen Brain To Brained Raped Me A Wildfire In Mama’s Yard Did I Use The N-Word Correctly? Today’s Special: The Barbecue Rub And Tug   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Trying To Buy A Cheese Danish With Counterfeit $100 Bills Mom Is Casually Cool With Her Son Playing With His Dick In Front Of Her My Mother Is The Anti Dr. Phil Crystal Meth Fueled Gay Marathon Sex, After We Check In With Sports. Windblown Cocaine Defense Suicide Tips In Youtube Kid Videos

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Drift off to sleep playing this audio cassette and wake up no longer addicted to hard core narcotics! Meth, crack, tidepods – whatever your poison is, this audio cassette claims to help. The problem is most the tape is just the voice of some dude reminding you how shitty your life is. Link to the full

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    The black Bat Man is here to save the big booty damsels in distress…and then have sex with them. Here’s some audio from the porn film DC comics doesnt want you to see. See The Trailer For The Really Dark Knight Here https://youtu.be/4WgM2AH9pTw

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Delta airlines gave out napkins with a blank line, encouraging you to write your phone number down and share it with your airplane crush. Social media reacted exactly as expected: by freaking the fuck out. Many called it “creepy”, and others bitch tweeting “#TIMESUP” Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    A UK television show called Sex Clinic featured the case of Zach. He said there was a stink coming off his penis and was worried about it. He also has had problems retracting his foreskin. All signs point to smegma! https://youtu.be/lLQHPpEIpI0

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Today I walk you through a scene or two from an adult anime. These hentai movies are produced in Japan (of course) and sometimes get re-dubbed into English. A lot of times the voice acting is horrible, and other times the dialogue the actors have to recite is hilarious. Today I share with you one

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    A sick delusional man or a crime fighting superhero? Dr. Phil recently had a man on his show that thought he was batman. This gives Tim the chance to talk about what annoys him most about daytime talk shows (the music and sound effects during the pre-recorded introductions). Tim also shares a clip from HIS

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    From a real news story featured on the Distorted View Daily podcast: a man having sex with his girlfriend heard a loud pop and realized he had fractured his dick. It probably sounded something like this Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer. https://youtu.be/AYZxvbUx4c4

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