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  • September 26, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing a Community Apart Plus: Putrid Fish Vomit Caught Being a Racist Asshole And Dick Shaped Architecture Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show

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  • September 26, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Bonus Podcast: Lately, there’s been renewed discussion regarding Bert and Ernie’s sexuality and the nature of their relationship. The official Sesame Street response is, “these boys are just swinging bachelors, chin deep in fuzzy purple felt poon”. Several writers disagree, stating that Bert and Ernie are not only gay, but fisting enthusiasts with a

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  • September 26, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Contentious Bus rides Cell Phone Store Altercations Sex Offends blaming fake cancer diagnoses and Bill Cosby Will Be Sucking Down Pudding Pops in Prison Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played

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  • September 24, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: What Toilet Etiquette Says About You VHS Porn Was Full Of Ugly Women Selling Sex When Masturbating Young Boys is the least offensive crime you’ve committed and Robot Sex Dolls have landed in the us Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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  • September 21, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Logan Paul’s Dad Likes to Paddles Through Wet Pussy With His Dick Plus: The Hobbies of a 600 Pound Woman.  Spoiler: it involves not moving around and food Beat over a lack of meat and a how did a turtle crawl up a woman cunt Our New Post Office Box Address!

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  • September 20, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Should you try sticking your dick in a Roomba vacuum robot? Distorted View Investigates plus: It’s Turd Swallowing Thursday The Smell of  150 Rotting Corpses Comic Book Loves Finally get to gave upon Batmans Flaccid Cock BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The

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  • September 19, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Popping Cum Ballons Plus: Hair Clipping Fetish Death By Cheese Slices and Walking Your Near Dead Wife Around On a Leash BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV

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  • September 19, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Blowies With a Side Of Snot President Toadstool / Waluigi Likes Fat Aerolas My New Friend The Angry Trump Supporter Calls Me Again and Projectile Shit Weaponry BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories,

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  • September 17, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Being Woken Up TO The sOund Creepy Children Singing Nursery Rhymes Plus: Farting out of your mouth John Mcain was murdered for being the leader of ISIS MAGA meets DV BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi,

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  • September 16, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: The Amount of Shit Smearing Going on in the world is truly horrifying plus: Remember in the 90’s when Mattel’s Ken Doll really went super gay? why women are better off dumb and the Vagina Baked Bean Trick BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played

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