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  • February 5, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  It’s Levenge For The English Language! The Rotor Bator Balck Man Hating On The N’Words Hit In The Head With a Flying Dildo Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of

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  • February 4, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  A New Way To Fuck With Telemarketers Squidtastic Thursday Getting Your Dick Stuck In Vag Everyone is Bored With Jeb Bush Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great

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  • February 3, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Carrying Babies In Your Testicles The Charm of Modern Women (It’s In Your Pussy) Describing Your Defective Dick Air-Dropping Used Toilet Paper Links: The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network Is Online! Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day!

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  • February 2, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Designing Women Go Full-On Lesbo Granny Is Sniffing Her Pussy Again Weed For Your Vagina Nothing Says I Love You Like A Potato Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links

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  • February 1, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Longest Verbal Male Orgasm Colostomy Shits Pastor Manning’s Church Might Be On The Streets Mormon Porn Legislation Links: The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network Is Online! Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has

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  • January 29, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Filling Your Butt With RediWhip Doot Ploops From Dick Suction Little Girls Crying For Donald Trump Sliding Toilet Paper Rolls Under Your Penis Skin Links: The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network Is Online! Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout

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  • January 28, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Lamp Beside The Tampon In My Pants Bill O’Reilly Is Clueless About Twitter Annoying Minorities Hate Trump Porn In The Crematorium  Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to

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  • January 27, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Buttering And Broiling Your Laptop CumNet is Sentient Pep Rally For The N-Word How Many Sex Partners Should You Have? Links: That Bonkers Video Where A Child Is Convinced To Butter and Cook His Laptop Watch Me Play Splatoon! My Livestream From Tuesday Morning The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network

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  • January 27, 2016By Tim

    I did a livestream earlier where I played Splatoon for about an hour and a half. This is a high quality version of that. Today I Pay Splatoon! I’m a novice/intermediate gamer. I love flashing lights and colorful things, but I’m not the brightest. Watch me fumble around your favorite games. It might be frustrating

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  • January 26, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Sexy Poop Monsters Tit Cheese Cock Defenders Dad is Dead In The Sex Swing. AGAIN. Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff (most of it NSFW) PO

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