February 5, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: It’s Levenge For The English Language! The Rotor Bator Balck Man Hating On The N’Words Hit In The Head With a Flying Dildo Call and Connect: Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of
February 4, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: A New Way To Fuck With Telemarketers Squidtastic Thursday Getting Your Dick Stuck In Vag Everyone is Bored With Jeb Bush Links: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great
February 3, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Carrying Babies In Your Testicles The Charm of Modern Women (It’s In Your Pussy) Describing Your Defective Dick Air-Dropping Used Toilet Paper Links: The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network Is Online! Call and Connect: Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day!
February 2, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Designing Women Go Full-On Lesbo Granny Is Sniffing Her Pussy Again Weed For Your Vagina Nothing Says I Love You Like A Potato Links: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links
February 1, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: The Longest Verbal Male Orgasm Colostomy Shits Pastor Manning’s Church Might Be On The Streets Mormon Porn Legislation Links: The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network Is Online! Call and Connect: Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has
January 29, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Filling Your Butt With RediWhip Doot Ploops From Dick Suction Little Girls Crying For Donald Trump Sliding Toilet Paper Rolls Under Your Penis Skin Links: The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network Is Online! Call and Connect: Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout
January 28, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: The Lamp Beside The Tampon In My Pants Bill O’Reilly Is Clueless About Twitter Annoying Minorities Hate Trump Porn In The Crematorium Links: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to
January 27, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Buttering And Broiling Your Laptop CumNet is Sentient Pep Rally For The N-Word How Many Sex Partners Should You Have? Links: That Bonkers Video Where A Child Is Convinced To Butter and Cook His Laptop Watch Me Play Splatoon! My Livestream From Tuesday Morning The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network
January 27, 2016By Tim
I did a livestream earlier where I played Splatoon for about an hour and a half. This is a high quality version of that. Today I Pay Splatoon! I’m a novice/intermediate gamer. I love flashing lights and colorful things, but I’m not the brightest. Watch me fumble around your favorite games. It might be frustrating
January 26, 2016By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Sexy Poop Monsters Tit Cheese Cock Defenders Dad is Dead In The Sex Swing. AGAIN. Links: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff (most of it NSFW) PO