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  • January 12, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  I’m A Fat Grey Haired MONSTER TJ’s Mom Is Still A Cunt Silly Black Woman On The News Alert! Shoving A Casserole Up Your Poop Shoot Links: Just a dude shitting inside a Starbucks… Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get

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  • January 11, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Taco Cleanse Diet! Coke and Blow and $1.3 Billion The Best Of Puke Porn The Bionic Dick Man Suffers A Setback Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of

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  • January 8, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Taco Rock! The Most Depressing And Bitter Obituary $700 Million Worth of Prostitutes Is A Penis Signature Legal? Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff

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  • January 7, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Christine Chan’s Sexy Lesbian Slumber Party! Let My Sickly Low Voice Seduce You Ladies Don’t Buy Weed On Instagram Turning Off Your Yogurt Shooter With A Flick Of The Wrist Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day!

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  • January 6, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Germaphobe Living In Poop Another Sexy Panty Review By An Old Man Shitting Out Dildos At the ER Adolf Hitler Had A Daughter! And Was A Woman! Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV

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  • January 5, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Listening To Your Wife Get Nailed Pubic Butter And Jelly Sandwich Which Male Celebrity Is Modeling Women-wear? A Lucrative Condom Vending Machine Heist Gone Wrong Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its

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  • January 5, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Listening To Your Wife Get Nailed Pubic Butter And Jelly Sandwich Which Male Celebrity Is Modeling Women-wear? A Lucrative Condom Vending Machine Heist Gone Wrong Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its

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  • January 4, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Sovereign Citizens Take Oregon! Sucking Poon Blood For Cash Prizes Fetus Earplugs Terminator: Rise of the Bionic Penis Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff

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  • January 1, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  2015 is just about over and all this week we’re going to re-visit some dumb moments from the past 12 months! Today: the best of September and October. Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV

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  • December 31, 2015By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  2015 is just about over and all this week we’re going to re-visit some dumb moments from the past 12 months! Today: the best of July and August. Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes,

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