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Hey Freaks! Back for an exclusive show just for my Sideshow members. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – A Mailbox Full Of Meat! – The Masturbating Rapist – The Octomom Hates All Over Her Eleventy-Thousand Children Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View

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Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday ‘grum! If you want to hear tomorrow’s podcast you have to sign up for the Sideshow. Do it now! On Today’s Show: – Puke Bags At The Bed Bath and Beyond – Horse Semen Jello Shots – Babies Are Not Hot Pockets Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV