Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Support the show and get additional content. Win Win! Exclamation Marks! On Today’s Show: – A City Full of Fat-Man’s – Shitting In Your Minivan – Cigarettes: Now With Larva Links: Armchair Kid Nation: A Program Full of Cunts PO Box

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update again. On Today’s Show: – Icy Corpse – Candy Bar For Tits – A Near Dead Rolling on the Freeway PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late show, but here you go! Midgets and shit dick and laughing skeletons, oh my! Enjoy the stupidity On Today’s Show: – Using your Anus as a Bottle Opener – mmmm Ear Wax – A Penised Back Links: Eating Earwax: Suck that finger! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX

Happy Sunday, My Children! Enjoy the weekend program! I’ll see you back here in a mere few hours for the Monday show. Enjoy what little is left of your weekend. On Today’s Show: – Grease Jesus – Phone Rape – Giraffe Roadkill?

Hey Freaks! Friday is here. I think I’ve got a great show for you today. Lots of stupidity. Sideshow freaks will get a weekend program and that video I promised. Have a great weekend! On Today’s Show: – All Women Are Lesbian Tit Juice-Loving Freaks – Shaken Baby! – Hello Moto (Penis) PO Box Address:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show. If you’re a Sideshow member, I’ve got another videocast for you later today. Not a member? Sign up now and you’ll get it! On Today’s Show: – The Savory Taste of Human Flesh – Blood Binge Drinking – Brushing Your Nostrils PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115

Hey Freaks! Back for the big Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and if you’ve got some funny audio/video, send it along! You could win my love and admiration. On Today’s Show: – Curry Maggots – Toilet Babies – A Real Potty Mouth. Ba Dum Bum Links: New Wheels on the Block: Go-Tards Singing PO Box

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday program! Sideshow freaks get an extended show. Rawk. On Today’s Show: – All aboard the rape train – Tug-Of-OH MY GOD MY ARM – Taser Shield Babies PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday podcast! I’ve got a videocast for you Sideshow members later today, and then an extended show tomorrow. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Infant-Chucks – Breast Fondling Leads To A Healthy Smile – Force Feeding Men Estrogen Pills PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115

Hey Freaks! It’s our 666th show! Guess who stops by? Enjoy the pure stupidity…and while you’re at it, sign up for the sideshow and get even more DV! On Today’s Show: – Penis Slicing – A Matter of Honor – Old Staple Head, – Attack of the Phantom Pooper Have something you think I might