Hey Freaks! My killer cold is persisting, so today’s show is short. I’ve got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you, though! Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Old People Porn! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! The baby Jesus will thank you Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily:

Hey Freaks! I’m feeling like shit today. So here’s the run down of today’s show! Enjoy! xoxoxoo 4ever On Today’s Show: – The triumphant return of the Penis Pumping Judge!(tm) – Porn Star Smackdown! – Fart Higher! Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Links: Whorewhole.org: Stay Smokey! Cheryl never fails to entertain! Super

Hey Freaks! That’s right, you sideshow members get another weekend edition of DV. Enjoy! It’s all online right now. For those of you who are not members: why not surf on over to my Myspace profile. There’s a video up there that you probably haven’t seen before. Enjoy! Super Freak Side Show: $5.00 a month,

Hey Freaks! Here’s your Friday show! Sorry it’s a bit late. Enjoy the stupidity, and for those of you who are Sideshow members, I’ll see you back here (well, the sideshow site) later this weekend. Update: ARG! In inalvid link was provided for today’s show. It’s been fixed. On Today’s Show: – Shredded Puppies –

Hey Freaks! This week is just flying by! Enjoy today’s program. For you Sideshow Members, yes, there WILL be a weekend show for you guys. Not a member? Sign-up today! $5.00 a month. Cheap! On Today’s Show: – Nazi Santas! – Pesticide Lard – Pervy Lawyer Trifecta Links: Joe Hedges: Former July For Kings front

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I’m off to Christmas shop in just a few hours. What size are you? Just in case I see something that I think you might like? Oh…geez..ok…well, I wasn’t planning on swinging by Lane Bryant or Fashion Bug Plus…but yeah, I could take a look there. If you’re wondering

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! We’ve got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video pieces coming! On Today’s Show: – Releasing Road Demons – Nude Drive Thur-ing – Not a Foreskin story Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Links: The Sideshow: DV’s Member Site: Keep me off

Hey Freaks! I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who’s turning TWO later this week!? That’s right, The Distorted View Daily Podcast! How should we celebrate? On Today’s Show: – Spray on Baby-Juice Catcher – The Christmas Poo Meets Muzak – Christmas Pornaments! Join the freaks in the live chatroom:

Hey Freaks! If you’re a member of the Sideshow, I’ve posted a brand new episode of DV for you. I’m still working on getting personalized RSS feeds set up for members, so for now, just surf on over to the site and download some bonus audiophonic stupidity. For the rest of you, hope you’re having

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On today’s show you’ll hear a brand new Tim-Fuckup! Listen to the voicemail portion of the show and see if you can spot where I screw up. It’s a fun game! It’s a new month, so vote for us at Podcast Alley and subscribe to the Sideshow! P.S. Yes, that