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Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and remember to keep those E-mails and Voicemails coming! I jerk off to each and every one of them. That’s a Tim Henson promise(tm). On Today’s Show: – How much is that doggy in the grinder? – Naked Rage! – Pissing inside those thick, red
Hey Freaks! Jesus! It’s taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I’m falling asleep here. I’m so glad to be back! I’ve got a great show for you today, even though I forgot to bring my voicemail calls with me to where I record the show. Still, you can’t beat a
Hey Freaks! The move went well. Thanks for all of the E-mails! Dial-up Internet access BLOWS! Nonetheless, I will be back with a brand new show for you tommorrow. The member section will be up later this week. Enjoy this past shit and I’ll see you back on Tuesday! – Slicing Dicks – Big Drama
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’m all packed up and I’m leaving Columbus. After today, I’ll be replaying some Best-If shows until I get settled into my new place and have the member system set up. On Today’s Show: – Where’s my Baby’s Finger? – Creamatoriam melt down – The tiny dick killer Links: The
Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Best-Of Show! I’m working on packing up the last of my shit, so enjoy this past episode and I’ll be back tomorrow with brand new audiophonic stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Satan’s naked! – Alien Fetus Snatchers – Fucking a herd of cattle Snail Mail: Note: Please do not
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I’ve got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even more of your childhood memories. Fantastique! Keep those newstips, audio/video files, and odd shit coming my way. On Today’s Show: – Packing Shit – A Meatlover’s Condom – Nude at the Waffle House Snail Mail:
Hey Freaks! It’s moving week for me, but I’m going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows for you. I’m sitting on my floor because I have no tables or desks to work on. The only thing in my fridge is a bbottle of Cocaine (energy drink that burns going down) and
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! It’s a real fun one. Have a great weekend and keep all those E-mails, paypal donations, and expensive gifts coming my way! On Today’s Show: – A Dildo In An Unwilling Ass – Why does my candy taste like blood? – The illusion of bigger dicks Links: Joe Hedges: Listen
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you’ve come across some funny audio or video that you think would make good DV material, send it along to me! Otherwise, I’ll keep playing Banana Phone until your brain explodes. On Today’s Show: – Cleaning Skulls – Animal Porn – Don’t Drink and Call Phone Sex
Hey Freaks! It’s November! Yay! Oh, who am I kidding, November sucks. November is the poor man’s August. I have no idea what that even means. Enjoy the show. Keep those voicemails and Bavarian creampuff recipes coming! On Today’s Show: – Toelickers! – Penis Posters! – Racist Congressman Join the freaks in the live chatroom:
