Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you! For you Sideshow members, enjoy the first batch of ringtones! Oh yeah, they’re up. Sign up now to download some DV tones, including me singing like a tard. On Today’s Show: – Penis Crisp – Old People Suck! – Watching Porn For a Living

Hey Freaks! Ending the week with an extended program! Join the sideshow to hear all the extra shit. On Today’s Show: – Semi-Trucks Pushing Handi’s – Pricking Underage Butts – Gay Sex With Heavy Machinery Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for

Hey Freaks! Back here with your Thursday show! Hey, if you guys run across a funny video, piece of audio, or website, E-mail it to me! I love getting weird shit like that. Oh, and sign up for the Distorted View Member Site! More DV Goodness On Today’s Show: – Nude Beach Children – The

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Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week with you freaks! Enjoy the program! Tomorrow I’ve got an extended show for you. Sign up for the Sideshow so you don’t miss it. This past weekend I finally added the 1-hour, 100th Episode special to the sideshow for you. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Baby in

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’m still stuggling without my equipment. On Today’s Show: – Mucus Burgers – Vomit Slips – Digging Up Dead Indians Links: Am I Normal: The Video! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership

Hey Freaks, Sometimes the Gods just don’t want me to record a show. It was one of those days, but I came through with a program that is actually quite entertaining. So take that, stupid Gods. I do what I want! On Today’s Show: – Nipple Hair – Sex Bombs – Flying Frozen Chickens OF

Hey Freaks! Back with more audio stupidity for you! Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Duct-Taped To A Tree – Mick Jagger’s Cockette – Shoe Sniff Freaks Links: Cheryl Merkowski: A True Skank, Honaye The Bottom Line: Geeking out on my voicemail line Have something you think I might like? Send it to the

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! It’s an extended show, so you Sideshow members get even more DV. On Today’s Show: – Disfigured Nipples – Hyperventilating Asians – Quivering, Bruised Nuts Links: Vagina Power: Remix! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for