Hey Freaks, There will be a show today, but it’s coming later. I was having internet issues last night and said “Fcuk it” and went to sleep. Look for a show in the evening. Later! -Tim

Hey Freaks! I’m back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show pops in to say hello. Plus I explain why I smell like piss. Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show – Jesus gave you the squirts! – Tongue Slicing – Myspace for the elderly Links: Have

Hey Freaks! Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It’s a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday with a classique sextastic Tuesday story and some truly bizarre news stories. Thanks for all the great birthday wishes! You’re the best! On Today’s Show: – Sucking condom juices – Death ride of doom –

Hey Freaks! Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I’m still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler’s eyeballs. How immature, right? Well, there’s nothing immature about the cool, crisp taste of Winston brand cigarettes, the only brand that promises to cause irreversible retina damage when applied to the eye. Winston tastes good,

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and have a great weekend. Don’t forget to vote for DV at the Podcast Awards. You can vote once per day. I’ll see you back here on Monday to start a whole new week of this crap. On Today’s Show: – FM Sex Radio – A really creepy stripper –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That’s all I got. – Perverted clowns – Machete vs. Gun – A Phone in your throat DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/27/06

Hey Freaks! Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle my friends. Enjoy the show and keep the E-mail/Voicemail coming! On Today’s Show: – The sweet sound of shit – Japanese boys don’t know how to pee – Chunks of skull falling from his face

Hey Freaks! If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Today’s show gives the Mugglecast a run for its money. Don’t miss today’s fanfic edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Plus more great domestic violence audio! On Today’s Show: – Cooking up dog meat! – Bicycling Crossdressers! Links: Swingman: Today’s closing music! DV Merch: Dress in Distortion Snail

Hey Freaks! Glad to be back with you for yet another week of audip stupidity. Thanks for all the E-mails with news stories, audio/video links, and your Jenny Craig success stories! Keep them coming! Distorted View T-Shirts are now available. Here are the first two designs. Buy them now at Cafepress! If you have any