Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, all that jazz. On Today’s Show: – Maggots in bedsores – When blind men attack! – Masturbating at Arbys DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: End Hunger – Vote For DV Listen

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you come across a funny news story or HIGH-LARIOUS audio/video file, send it my way. You could win $10,000!* * By purchasing a lottery ticket or something. On Today’s Show: – Cleaning with gasoline – Blinded by a carrot – Erectile Interference Links: Manties: Panties made for men! DV

Hey Freaks! I’ll keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the show, and suck the toes of someone you love (or a stranger) On Today’s Show: – Attack of the Toe licker! – Pissing in your grocer’s freezer – The Naked Chicken Man! Links: Razzamataz: Now with even more Razzle Dazzle! The Podcast of Illegal Substance:

Hey Freaks! Today we’ve got a celebrity edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Cheryl Merkowski of whorehole.org reads us some lesbian erotica. As if that wasn’t enough, I’ve also got more of the crazy, bizarre stories you’ve grown to tolerate from me. On Today’s Show: – The Tampon Maniac! – How old people are like dogs –

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Try clicking on the “What The Hell?” link. You might hear some DV: streamin’ style. Then again, you could hear 5 hours of crickets or nothing at all. It’s crap shoot, emphasis on crap. On Today’s Show: – PSP Porn – Stabbed

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity! Remember to add me as a friend on Myspace. We’ll be BFF! I’m already working on a friendship collage for you. Hint: I’m adding LOTS OF GLITTER!!!! (and pics of super hunky Orlando Bloom…your FAVORITE!!) On Today’s Show: – Beaten with his own leg – Inmates Sing! – Bacon theft

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! It’s much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video, E-mail me! On Today’s Show: – Donkey Kong 2 – Cocaine Puke – Elderly Crack Swapper Links: Rooftop Comedy: Vote For Marcus! DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

Hey Freaks! If you miss one episode of Distorted View this year, today’s show might be the one you want to skip. It’s actually not a bad show, but it was a slow news day. You know how that goes. Pump it up! On Today’s Show: – The smooth taste of death – Murder for

Hey Freaks! Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was absent yesterday and my exciting weekend full of elderly people. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Gunpowder in the grill – It’s electric! – A flesh eating DOG!!! Links: Butch Walker: On Myspace! Butch Walker: On

Hey Freaks! Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch flavor you love. Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, and I’ll see you on the flip-flop. On Today’s Show: – Billboards on Prostitutes – Subway Sawing – Adult storytime for children! Link: Chick Publications: