Hey Freaks! It’s the end of the week already! I’m loving these 3-day weeks! God bless National Holidays and my own laziness. Will I be back for a Saturday show? If you start forking over some donations, gosh darnit. On Today’s Show: – Fake Ozzy / Real Rape – Panic at the Disco – Horsin’

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program! Remember: if you have any great news story tips or funny audio/video, send them along to me. Also: check your wallets. Cash? Paypal it my way. Kisses. On Today’s Show: – Walmart + Necrophilia – Barbie loves the bacon hole – The sweet sounds of

Hey Freaks! I’m back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It’s going to be a strange week, as I am schedule to work at my real job from 10:00pm to 6:30am. Show’s will be posted when they can, but there WILL be a full week of programs. On Today’s Show: – Dumping Vomit

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Have a great weekend and labor day! If I don’t do a DVDA show for you tonight, I’ll see you freaks back here on Tuesday to resume new programs! On Today’s Show: – Pool Toys: Bad for your anus? – Shitting outside of the box – Bisexual Teen Psycho Bitch

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! IF you run across a funny news story, or stange audio/video files, send them along to me! Thanks! On Today’s Show: – Penis Pump Thief! – Nude Tickle Monster! – The Amazing Sawed Woman! Links: Best of the Worst Podcast: A Hub for Horrible Music! Boys Beware: The Original NAMBLA’s

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! Remeber: if you donate via paypal, you’ll get a DV bumpersticker and Rudeboy designed patch! On Today’s Show: – Taste my sausage – Pedophiles fight back! – Drinking blood and urine Links: DragonCon: VSP will be there, giving out DV patches! Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview

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Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a really twisted sex story and want me to read it on the air, sent it along. I’m always looking for good sextastic filth. On Today’s Show: – I feel dirty – Porn on bicycle handlebars

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember to keep those cameras rolling. You’re the red, white, and blue. Oh! The funny things you do. America. America. Ah this is you. dee-dee-dee-dee. On Today’s Show: – Cannibals! – Penis Pumps!! – Armless Drivers!!! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351