Hey Freaks! Back with the big Monday show! I’ve got it all today: cola, hair, And show news! If you’d like a bumper sticker, paypal me some cash and I’ll get one out to you! On Today’s Show: – Poodle Rape – Shit Slippin’ – Armless drivers Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Friday show! Thanks for all the great E-mails, voicemails, and news tips coming in! You freaks rock! Enjoy the weekend, and we’ll be back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Sword-forced blowjobs – Farty chairs – Oil me up! Links: Tim & Eric: Tim got stabbed by some drugged

Hey Freaks! More audio insanity for you today on the Wednesday show! Again, if you’d like to be entered in to the drawing for Lactmania 11: Lactate Harder (not the real title), today’s the last day to donate some money to me. I’ll pick a winner on the Thursday show. I use the term “winner”

Hey Freaks! Tuesday is upon us, and I’ve got a classic Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Plus, brand new news stories, and a DV porno giveaway (with donation) On Today’s Show: – Severed Heads! – Finger biters! – Designer toilet paper! Links: Mike and Ted: Newest Clickgrid Sponsor! Check ’em out! Lactmania 11: This movie

Hey Freaks! Back for the big Monday podcast! I’ve got funny audio, bizarre news stories, and that tangy ranch flavor you’ve grown to expect from DV! On Today’s Show: – Stealing Piss – Throwing severed dicks – A real, live, hog fucker! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a big show for you today. Tons of fun stuff to go over in addition to the crazy news stories. You’ll also hear my choking on balls. What the hell am I talking about? Tune in and find out! On Today’s Show: – An alcoholic dog – Yet another pervy teacher

Hey Freaks! Tampon talk continues on today’s DV! I’ve also good some great news stories, and you’re introduced to my evil twin who says the things I’m too much of a pussy to say. On Today’s Show: – Ex-Prostitute Nurses – Return of the biting teacher – Miss Deaf Texas didn’t hear it coming. Choo-Choo.

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Thanks for all the E-mails and news tips! Keep them coming! On Today’s Show: – Penis chew toys – Why mobile homes and firecrackers don’t mix – An iron pipe to the head Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes! On today’s show – A fecal flood! – The never-ending erection – rectums on fire! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: vote! It’s your duty! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/13/06!