Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two to break my spirit and render me semi-suicidal, so enjoy today’s podcast where I’m happy, upbeat, and vulgar as usual. On Today’s Show: – Teen Prostitute Crack Addict Action Squad – Sniff Freaks! – Asparagus-picking
The show is coming in late, but if you’re on the West Coast, it’s still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program, and I’ll see you back on Monday to start a brand new week of audio insanity! On Today’s Show: – Is that a gun in your vagina? – Skillet face! – Rubbing one outside Snail
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program and I’ll be back tomorrow for a Saturday cast* On Today’s Show: – Tasering the elderly – Stealing from cancer kids – Pedophile photoshoot! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View
Hey Freaks! What a day! Unicorn sex videos, clips from Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio, plus all of the bizarre news stories you’ve grown to tolerate(tm)from DV. Enjoy the stupdity! On Today’s Show: – Explosive penis enlargements – White trash / latin trash baby showers – XXX bibles Links: Unicorn Porn: Everyone say, “Thank You, Wes!”
Hey Freaks! I’m back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today’s program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping it. Hope you enjoy the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Why does the tip of my broomstick smells like shit? – Glued asses – He blowed up his hand Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX
Hey Freaks! It’s time for a classic(ish) edition of Sextastic Tuesday! A few listeners requested the Grandma porn story, and I’m happy to replay it for you. Enjoy the best-of show and I’ll see you back tomorrow! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote For
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows with you! Remember: if you have a funny video/audio clip, or a newstip, E-mail me! While I can’t reply to all of your mail, I definately DO appreciate it. You guys rock! On Today’s Show: – Castration Dungeon – Beaten and shit-faced – Teacher
Hey Freaks! Here’s another vidcast for you. Remember the commercial for “Vagina Tales”, my one-man show, that has been played on DV a few times? Here’s the video to go along with it. Enjoy! Remember to vote for DV on Podcast Alley. It’s a new month! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio
Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/01/06! Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Vote for DV! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Links: Lazy Boy: Made a DV Flash Cartoon and It’s fucking hilarious! – Babies + Freezer + Concrete = DV Gold – Piss Pop – How much is your toddler worth? On Today’s Show:
Hey Freaks! It’s a very special Friday, as I’ve got a new vidcast for you to feast upon! What happens when Public Television takes a children’s TV show from Germany and translates it into english? Satanism, Nazi’s, and homocidal fat girls, that’s what! This should work on all video iPods, iTunes, and Quicktime. It’s in