Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. Fear not because DV will be back this weekend for a Pledge Drive Special! It should be a really fun time, so keep checking back for that. On Today’s Show: – Granny’s grabbing balls! – Dumping shit in highschool – Bitch Dog: digital cable

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on the Thursday podcast. Remember to listen to the program carefully and come up with a funny title for today’s show. The winner will snag a DV bumper sticker! On Today’s Show: – Depressed? Sniff some panties! – Bar hopping with toddlers – A Baby-Turd Links: Ebaum’s World: Great

Hey Freaks! It was a super slow news day and I was only able to scrape up two items. So, in addition to the strange news, I also talk about more bizarre sex acts and we learn about the first college specifically for prostitues. On Today’s Show: – The Diaper-Man strikes again! – A 7

Hey Freaks! We’re back with another DV, and this one is a long one! Those fucking Sextastic Tuesday’s stories always ends up making the show run long. This week’s ST is extra gross. On Today’s Show: – Fucking, Austria – Population: 8248 – Stinky, wet goat sex – A Desperate Housewife gets truckloads of vibrators

Hey Freaks! It’s Monday and I’m back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said “shit”, because a large portion of today’s show has to do with it. On Today’s Show: – Excuse me, but you havw smeared poop on your face. – Die you miserable bitch! – Plowing into the tight

Hey Freaks! We’ve got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce the big winner of “Show and Smell”, the nasty sounding porno DVD that ends up being pretty normal. Enjoy your weekend, and don’t forget to E-mail me with your comments, questions, queefs, and strange news

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! What else can I say? Wet shit. How about that? Don’t forget to E-mail me if you found some funny audio or video on the web. I love that kind of stuff. On Today’s Show: – Suicide amusement park! – Why old people should not be allowed to drive –

Hey Freaks! It’s hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird sex sounds, vulgar language, and of course…. naked cottage cheese wrestling! On Today’s Show: – G-String loving doggy – Crack cocaine for your used car! – A Gay Basher with good taste in music Thanks

Hey Freaks! It’s been a crazy few days! I’m so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you twisted fuckers. On Today’s Show: – Padlocking your balls – Perverts are on the rise! – Teachers licking students Links Tips From The Top Floor: Make your naked photo shoots look great! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: