Hey Freaks! I’m still a sick little monkey, but here’s a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love you. And your cute little button nose. On Today’s Show – When children don’t know about sex, parents get shot! – Sweet man boobies – Toilet Paper politics Links: Penis Restoration: Get Your Foreskin On!

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Wednesday show! I’m surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I am once again SICK with a cold. A goddamn cold in July. That’s like getting frostbite on the surface of the sun! It’s not right! Arg. On Today’s Show: – We crown Distorted View’s Dumbass

Hey Freaks! We’re back from vacation in big, big way! In addition to the strange, bizarre news you crave, we’ve got a huge Sextastic Tuesday episode featuring a celebrity reader! Tune in for the magic. On Today’s Show: – Momma’s gonna behead you now – Chinese people don’t know how to screw! – Getting drunk

Hey Freaks! We’re ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it’s a new month, and I’d really appreciate it if you would vote for us at Podcast Alley. We’re taking Monday off for the 4th of July. I’ll put up a Best-Of show so you can still get your DV fix. As

Hey Freaks! It’s the end of the month, and we kick June to the curb with a fantastic episode of Distorted View for you! The episode is full of crazy news, gross sex stuff, and of course, your E-mails! Enjoy! On Today’s Show – Coo-Coo for Choco-Crack! Mmm..Delicious! – A dead lady almost dies again!

Hey Freaks! We’re back with another dose of vulgarity and cynicism for you! If you have funny or bizzare news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me: show@distortedview.com On Today’s Show: – Vibrators on the run – God’s cruel sense of humor – Watching girls shit in an outhouse. Hot. Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Sledge’s

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and that’s when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That’s right, it’s Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! On Today’s Show: – Dead Fetus Twin! – Rape Revenge – A very special Sextastic Tuesday with a female guest storyteller! Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Sledge’s Fist Full Of Fury Podcheck: Scott

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week, and I’m here to help you get through it with a bunch of crazy news stories! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Magical smurf bongs – Splattered Shit Stains – We crown Distorted View’s Mother of the Week Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Giddie Up! The Entropy League: Rawk! Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a jam packed show for you today. Unfortunately, we’ve lost a loved member of the DV family. Other than that, it’s just another twisted edition of America’s Favorite Podcast.* Plus, Satan stops by again! On Today’s Show: – Possessed by the devil and forced to fuck a sheep – Getting amputated