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Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week with you. Here we go! On Today’s Show: – Dunkin Grossnuts – Pre-Teen Drug Use – Backpack Babies! Links: Podcast of Myspace Musicians: New ClickGrid Sponsor! TLA Raw: I hear Jesus Christ is a serial rapist Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail:

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Hey Freaks! Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted DV Megmix! Huge thanks to Daniel for putting in the work. It turned out awesome! On Today’s Show: – Explosive Condoms of Doom(tm) – Celebrity AIDS testing – Watching children piss and shit. Is that

Hey Freaks! Here it is! For once I actually make good on a promise and give you the REAL February 8th show. News stories, women farting, and extended dickhole guy audio! Worth the wait, right? No? Fuck you. On Today’s Show: – News Flash: Britney Spears is RETARDED – Like a sharp needle in your

Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it’s just kind of gross. Fast forward to 12:36 if you want to skip the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Naked Pedestrians – Library Masturbation – Flaming Fords! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

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