Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I’m still taking orders, but they probably wont get to you until after Christmas. On Today’s Show: – So long to Nobody Likes Onions – Twat Tightening

Hey Freaks! I’m still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I’m feeling much better and I think today’s show is pretty excellent! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – An unhappy jizzum surpise – Amish sex scandal – Special education smackdown Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a brand new show for you today! I’m still sick, so you can all enjoy my raspy, scratchy phlegm-based voice for 13 minutes. Hope it doesn’t drive you insane. On Today’s Show: – Santa’s A Pedophile! – Pole Dancing VS Parenting – Fake Retards Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351

Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim’s Body Parts page to reflect the newest purchases. If you bought something and it’s not listed, E-mail me. In addition to that, I re-worked a few pages, and posted the long-delayed FAQ. Looking for a great gift for

Hey Freaks! Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks to all of my twisted freaks who continue to listen to this audio pornography! On Today’s Show: – Tranny Granny – Worst Roommates EVER – Discount Prostitutes Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View’s 1 year birthday! If you’d like to send along a 1-second birthday greeting, attach an mp3 or wav file to an E-mail! I’ll need them all in by 8:00PM tonight. On Today’s Show: – Tumble-dried baby – A rapist in love – Do the

Hey Freaks!! I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the download! Send me your 1 second Birthday greeting! Distorted View’s birthday is Friday and I’m asking you guys to record a really short (1 second or less) birthday wish. Attach an mp3 or wav to

Hey Freaks! How many times do I say “rape” on today’s show? It seems like an awful lot, but with good reason: It’s Sextastic Tuesday! I’ve got a twisted holiday-themed story for you in addition to the crazy/bizarre news stories that you love to love. On Today’s Show: – Baby masturbation – The motivational pedophile