Hey Freaks! We’re back with another dose of vulgarity and cynicism for you! If you have funny or bizzare news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me: show@distortedview.com On Today’s Show: – Vibrators on the run – God’s cruel sense of humor – Watching girls shit in an outhouse. Hot. Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Sledge’s

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and that’s when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That’s right, it’s Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! On Today’s Show: – Dead Fetus Twin! – Rape Revenge – A very special Sextastic Tuesday with a female guest storyteller! Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Sledge’s Fist Full Of Fury Podcheck: Scott

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week, and I’m here to help you get through it with a bunch of crazy news stories! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Magical smurf bongs – Splattered Shit Stains – We crown Distorted View’s Mother of the Week Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Giddie Up! The Entropy League: Rawk! Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a jam packed show for you today. Unfortunately, we’ve lost a loved member of the DV family. Other than that, it’s just another twisted edition of America’s Favorite Podcast.* Plus, Satan stops by again! On Today’s Show: – Possessed by the devil and forced to fuck a sheep – Getting amputated

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the insanity of today’s program! If you’re new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive comments, and oodles of inappropriate humor. On Today’s Show: – Baby trapped in washing machine, hilarity ensues – Say no to crack: take away your children’s toys – Stabbing your loved one over chicken pot

Hey Freaks! Back with another fantastic edition of Distorted View! Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to E-mail me with comments, questions, and crazy news stories you’ve stumbled across. On Today’s Show: – A Boy gets his period – Crashing toilets – Waking up with a bullet in your tongue Links: The Podcast Awards: A

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and thats when things get a little sexier/creepier here on Distorted View Daily. That’s right, a brand new Sextastic Tuesday! Sorry I’m in such a bad mood on today’s show! Hopefully I’ll be back to my normal sparkling self for the Wednesday show! On today’s show: – Plowed by A bear!

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View’s! Oh, and enjoy the disturbing audio at the beginning of the show. You’re getting off easy -I actually saw the accompanying video. Creeepy. On Today’s Show: – Super glue suicide – Spreading legs across America – Getting freaky

Hey Freaks! Wow, a super late show today. It’s 4:00am and I’m just getting around to posting this. So..tired… On today’s show: – Yet another demon baby! – “Poop” as a pizza topping – Slipping on shit 20,000 feet in the air Links: Unicorn Orgy: Sooo Hot! Stark Cast: Meat Dept. Obtuse Angle: Larger Family

Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show, where I reveal the winning bumper sticker design! In a few weeks they will be in, and we’ll start our daily contest! On Today’s Show: – Marrying your rapist! – The goats 4 cocaine program – Yet another penis chopped off Plus, tons of Email and Voicemail! Links: