Hey Freaks! If you’re easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show today. Hey, don’t blame me. One of you twisted freaks out there sent me a new, disgusting, japanese-themed video. On Today’s Show: – Microwaving your blouses – Hurling piss bottles – Swallowing Cell Phones –

Hey Freaks! I’m finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and don’t forget to E-mail your comments, questions, and queefs to me! On Today’s Show: – Satan’s naked! – Alien Fetus Snatchers – Fucking a herd of cattle Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate these days. I’ll be back on Tuesday with a new episode for you. On Today’s Show: – Stinky old people – Flaming old people – Tranny nativity scenes! Want to get me a Christmas present?

Hey Freaks! The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That’s right, more of me singing! Enjoy the podcast! IF you’d like to order the DV Holiday pack, you still can! I’ll get it out to you ASAP. On Today’s Show: – Like a meat thermometer to the head – Weed killer

Hey Freaks! Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today’s program with your children. Remember: if you’ve got funny audio or video, send it to me! I’d love to play your fucked up shit! On Today’s Show: – Death by Latex – Decorate The Fetus Tree – German Tranny Idol Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! America, you asked for it! You said, “I want creepy porn read to me by an even creepier 25 year old man”, and I’m here to deliver. It’s Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep those cameras rolling. On Today’s Show: – My Baby! – 40 Drunk Santa’s Agree – Breaking

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I’m still taking orders, but they probably wont get to you until after Christmas. On Today’s Show: – So long to Nobody Likes Onions – Twat Tightening

Hey Freaks! I’m still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I’m feeling much better and I think today’s show is pretty excellent! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – An unhappy jizzum surpise – Amish sex scandal – Special education smackdown Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a brand new show for you today! I’m still sick, so you can all enjoy my raspy, scratchy phlegm-based voice for 13 minutes. Hope it doesn’t drive you insane. On Today’s Show: – Santa’s A Pedophile! – Pole Dancing VS Parenting – Fake Retards Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351