Hey Freaks! Bad News: we’re ending the week early because I’ll be out of town tomorrow. We’ll do a Best-Of Show, though. The good news is I have a great show for you today, and the other freaks will keep you entertained over at our message board while I’m away. On Today’s Show: – Trick

Hey Freaks! On today’s show we’ve got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you’ve come to tolerate from me. Enjoy the program! As always, if you come across a DV-worthy news story, sound clip, or video, E-mail me! On Today’s Show: – Granny has done did gone insane! –

Hey Freaks! It’s our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails and farting women! Classy. On Today’s Show: – A Child molester’s haunted house – Flaming dog shit leads to a flaming mobile home – Toe choppings Links: The Twisted Pickle: No Smeary Residue! Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! To celebrate we’ve got a creepy sextastic tuesday for you…on Monday! It’s actually not really that scary, but I suppose it fits into the Holloween theme of the show. Plus, I’ve got an update for you regarding me selling my body piece-by-piece for donations. On Today’s Show: – Public suicide: now

Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast! A song that’s sure to sweep the Goddamn nation! On Today’s Show: – Mr. Sulu sucks it. Hard. – Child whores going cheap! – 7Up and Piss? Tim’s selling his body, piece by piece. Make

Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you’ll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my personal stance on feet-licking. How could you not listen!? On Today’s Show: – Shit Cakes! – Attack of the Foot Licker – Whacking off at the Drive-Thru – Super-Drunk can’t fly Links: PK&J Show: Back

Hey Freaks! After listening to today’s show, you’ll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween! OK, maybe not. Make sure to visit our message board to submit your questions for the upcoming horse fucker interview! Hear all about it on today’s DV! On Today’s Show: – Gay Skinhead Hookers (Now

Hey Freaks, Grandma, what a big cock you have! That’s a hint as to what today’s Sextastic Tuesday is all about! Read on for the answer! On Today’s Show: – Moto-Corpse Racing! – Cocaine on the cob – Motley Crue blaring from tits – A Little Red Riding Whore Sextatic Tuesday story Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today’s Show: – A giant cock – He’s a dog fucker yet so much more – Stupid elderly people Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote Listen

Hey Freaks! Here’s your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we’ll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If you’re bored this weekend, hang out with all of the freaks in our message board! On Today’s Show: – Chewing children – Kid stuck in meat grinder – Return of the horse fucker Links: Bitter