Tim
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! Oh, if anyone is really good with flash and HTML, let me know. I think it’s time for an update to this site, and I’d like it to reflect the weirdness of DV’s content. Email me. I’m poor, but I’m not above giving blowjobs. On Today’s Show: – Sperm
Hey Freaks, We’ve got a big show for you today! Is it offensive? Yeah. But that’s the way you like it, don’t you? Yeah, you like it like that. Take it bitch, take it all.. – Deep sea fishing hooks and your scrotum – Miss Wheelchair Pagaent SCANDAL! – Cameron Diaz’s Ass – False Teeth
Hey Freaks, Today you’ll see how juvenile my humor really is. Hope you like tit jokes and female masturbation! On Today’s Show: – Teenagers rave about oral sex – A woman who breast-feeds tigers, and why she hasn’t been tested for mental retardation – Shit and Whores! Welcome to Carnival Cruiselines. Enjoy! Podcast: Distorted View
Hey Freaks! We’re back with a new show! And it’s not even in Spanish! Exclamation points!! On Today’s Show: – Godzilla’s Penis! – Eating shit to beat the law! – Why not to axe a missile Enjoy the show! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/04/05
Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed my silly attempt at an April Fools Day joke. Some of you have asked how I put it together. I used free translation tools available on the web to convert English into Spanish and then used a test-to-speech online application developed at AT&T to actually “speak” it. Read on for
Hey Freaks, I’ve always been honest with you regarding the program, so I feel a certain responsibility to just lay out what’s been going on over here. I’ve been looking for ways to make money with the show, and the only way I can do it is by targeting the content of the show to
Hey Freaks! We’ve got a doozy of a show for you today featuring news of the weird, me singing my heart out, and more love for the PK&J show. On Today’s Show: – The Poop Man Striketh! – Painful erections and lube jobs – Sleeping on your dead pets Enjoy! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/31/05
Hey Freaks, We’re back with another all new show! Huzzah! I’m trying to get back into the swing of things as I recover from the Cold From Hell(tm). Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to E-mail me if you find any crazy news items around! On Today’s Show: – Parents who use drugs drive cars
Hey Freaks, I’m back finally! Enjoy the show! – Divorcing your husband cuz he won’t STICK IT IN! – REAL Finger Food – Shaving your balls All this plus your E-mails! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/29/05
Hey Freaks, I’m still super sick. I’m going to try doing a new show for tomorrow. If anyone wants to Skype me, I’ll probably be doing the show around 10pm tonight. If you have Skype, my username is “distortedview” without the quotes. Enjoy this best-of show: Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/28/05
