Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don’t die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New Month! Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/08/06

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That’s all I have to say to you today. Oh, don’t forget to bid on Gary Brickel’s DV inspired purse. I signed it and it comes with bumper stickers and other goodies from my collection of weird crap. On Today’s Show: – Alabama Pony Fuckers – Sex with the senile

Hey Freaks! It’s 6/6/6! I’m doing today’s show for you, Damien. It’s a another freak-filled episode with a brand new installment of Sextastic Tuesday. Also on today’s show, an old friend drops by. Can you guess who? On Today’s Show: – Mauled by Lions – 1/2 an Abortion – Impregnated by a needle Links: Satyr

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’ve got nothing else to say to you. On Today’s Show: – Feminist Porn – Kung-Fucktard – Killed by a balloon DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Links: Ebay: New DV inspired Purse. Signed by me! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley:

Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the donations! You made me get off my lazy ass and do a Sunday program. Enjoy the stupidity and I’ll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week of shows! On Today’s Show: – Explosive Shit – Second-Hand Crack Smoke – Fat People Fighting Over Candy –

Hey Freaks! Listen to the show today for a little clip from The DV Drunk show! It really exsists! It’s a fun show today, which is a great way to end the shitty work week. If you’d like a weekend show, fork over the cash! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Yet another severed cock –

Hey Freaks! I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads! On Today’s Show: – The Purple Masturbater! – Stubborn Elderly Bitch – A hitman for your kids DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New

Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make way for June. June is a sexy, kinky month that will do all of the things that May called “sick”. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Poison Milk with Vitamin DEATH! – Introducing the

Hey Freaks! I’m alive! There was no show on Memorial Day and last Friday I was really sick, but I’m all better. To make up for the last day(s) and to try and drum up some fresh donations, today’s show is nearly an hour long. Enjoy the extended stupidity. On Today’s Show: – Pussy goes