Hey Freaks! Today I’ve got a big show for you with some crazy news stories, voicemail mesages, and yet another installment of me singing. (very poorly) How could you not want to download the shit out of this podcast!? On Today’s Show: – An eledrly man who screwed his pooch – Soiled panties!!! – Double

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday and you know what that means! Sextastic Tuesday! My porno story stash is running dry, so we do something a little different today. Tune in for the magic! On Today’s Show: – Getting your ass kicked by a dead person – Testicles “hanging by a thread” – Hold the maggots, thank

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! I’m so glad to be back to start a whole new week with you. Remember, if you want to participate in the program, just E-mail me, or leave us a voicemail. On Today’s Show: – Kindergarten Sex Romp – Getting a baby sloppy drunk – Skinning

Hey Freaks! We made it to the end of another week! We’ve got a fantastic show for you today, full of crazy stories, great feedback from listeners, and a moving tribute to a couple of fallen hero’s. That’s right, we’ve lost a couple members of the DV family, and you dont want to miss my

Hey Freaks, Displaying once again how stupid I really am, I accidently refer to today’s show as “Thursday, May 11, 2005″. Despite me being a complete fuck tard, rest assured that today’s program is brand new! On Today’s Show: – The Whizzinator! – News Flash: Michael Jackson’s chimp can use a toilet. – Ice cream

Hey Freaks! I’m back with a fantastic new show for you! Great fucked up stories, plus me talking about poop! What more could you ask for? On Today’s Show: – Walking, talking human poop! I smell a sitcom! – Killing your loved one in 30 minutes or less (Delivery charges may apply) – Severed goat

Hey Freak Deakies! I’m back with a whole new week of Distorted View’s for you! I’m super tired, so here’s what’s up. On Today’s Show: – Giving Penguins STD’s – Three injured in local blowjob mishap – Unpopular sex acts Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/09/05

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Enroll now to Whore College! Where prostitutes become PRO-stitutes – After rubbing man-junk into you’re skin, why not drink cow piss for your health? – Honey, where did your balls go? Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View’s Mother of the Week, and I plead for men to join me in a totally 100% bonafide scientific semen experiment. Don’t you judge me. On Today’s Show: – Blowing your wad in the name of softer skin – Blinding