Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to Distorted View Daily. It’s kind of hard to tell, but it looks to be in the 400-500 range, which isn’t bad for being about a month old. A few internet radio stations are also playing

On today’s show: – Cockfighting! It’s staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to do about it – Ring tones are annoying! What we need are porn stars to record fake sex sounds for mobile phones. The future is here with Moan Tones, featuring the orgasmic stylings of Jenna

Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send it my way! I’m always looking for good pieces to read. On Today’s Show: -Poisoning your parents -Feeding your employee to lions -Putting out the fire between your legs Plus, a visit to the Distorted

Hey freaks! We’re back with a brand new podcast for ya! On Today’s Show: -Why you shouldn’t give an axe to a crazy man during Sunday School. -A Chinese man who pimped out his wife to compete with Yahoo Personals. -I guess “sheep brains” are what’s hidden in “Hidden Valley Ranch”. The secret has been

On Today’s Show: -The Scud missile goes to the highest bidder! -How many vibrators does it take to satisfy a shop lifter? -The story of one drunk who wouldn’t take “last call” for an answer -Sexually aroused by surgical masks? You’re not alone (but still a freak) Enjoy the show, and we’ll back tommorow! -Tim

The mystery of my stolen car has been solved. If you’ve been following this aspect of my life, tune in to the shocking conclusion! In addition to this, On Today’s Show: -Robbing an adult store for a blow-up sex doll. -Home castration! With the Internet, it’s now possible! -A penis-pumping judge! Taking more than just

Hey freaks! Thanks for checking out the podcast! It’s a good one today, and that’s a Tim Henson Promise(tm). The links still aren’t working because I’ve been busy all this week glued to VH-1’s I Love The 90’s with my friends as we sip on quintessential 90’s alcoholic beverage Zima. It’s NNASSSTY but I wouldn’t

Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say? On Today’s Show: -Killing your mother with the help of your neighbors pit bulls. While I read this on the show I realized it isn’t so much funny as it is tragic. And we all have a good chuckle over that. -Which celebrity

Hey Freaks! Website update: I guess on some computers the page looks like crap, while on others it looks pretty good. So, I’ll be tweaking the site’s nipples during the next few days, getting the links (finally) working, and making it pretty for all to see! Now let’s get to the important stuff! On Today’s