Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested Development WILL be back. Showtime has signed a 2-year, 26 episode deal! Now, before the new season starts, rent or buy seasons one and two on DVD and see why I jizz in my pants

Hey Freaks! I’m back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt have the time. To make it up to you, if you’re ever in the Columbus, Ohio area I will sleep with you. I’ll sleep with anyone, and I’ve got the crabs to prove it. On

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a funny news story, video clip, sound, send it to me! Better yet, if you run across any money, send that to me, too 🙂 On Today’s Show: – So, I Married A Goat – How

Hey Freaks! Hope you had great weekend! On Sunday I sat in with Paul and Jeanette as they taped their shows for the week. If you want to hear even more Tim Henson, tune in to the latest PK&J Show. On Today’s Show: – Sheet Metal Jesus – Homeless Men Smuggling Sheep – Banging Tweens

Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January’s shows (and a few of December’s)are still online. Still bored? Nothing passes the time like sending me money! On Today’s Show: – Liquid Shit – Chicken Chuckers – The Donkey Dicked Shopper Strikes Again Snail

Hey Freaks! Today I share with you the movies I’ve received from TLA Raw! It’s only a matter of time before I start pulling audio from Granny Gang Bang 5 to play for you guys! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – The Urine Drinker – San Mateo Sodomy – Mutant Chickens!! Links: TLA Raw:

Hey Freaks! Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it’s pretty excellent! Like I said on the program, I’ll be back in like 6 hours with your Friday program. It’s a DVgasm! On Today’s Show: – Flaming Cocks – Death Over Toilet Paper – More Creepy Cat People Links: TLA

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! We revist dick cheese porn on Sextastic Tuesday, plus all of the twisted news your fragile little minds can handle. Voila! On Today’s Show: – Canned Bird Heads – Perm Press Preteens – Nose Biting Part II Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you’ve learned to appreciate what I do for you. I’m back to start a new week of shows with tons of fucked up stories for you today! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – There’s a Fetus Clogged in Your Pipe – Nose Biting – Tasty Penises