Welcome back, everybody! Hope you all had a great weekend. I haven’t had any takers on our “Buy Tim A Brand New Car” contest, so I have to urge all of you to enter the drawing…and enter quickly. I need a car. Or a scooter (electric) On Today’s Show: -How could you possibly get a

It’s the big Friday show and boy is it a doozey! On Today’s Show: -DV NEWS FLASH: People are allowed to have sex in Sweden. Specifically loud, rocking, tit-slapping, stinky sex. Swedish sex is nnnnaaughty. -Abe Lincoln is a homosexual! It’s true becuase some author says it is. Oh, and Distorted View has the original

What a day. It was awful. Listen to the show to learn all about my crappy life! Despite my grave misfortunes, I’m back with another dose of Distorted View for you! On Today’s Show: -Police shock the shit out of a nude jogger after repeated attempts of apprehending him -Granny seals her eyes shut when

Hey Freaks! The week is just rolling right along, and Distorted View is here to document some of the world’s stupidity that you probably haven’t heard about: On Todays Show: – Pig Roasting in your house. Sure, it sounds like a good idea, but tune in to today’s show to hear why it might be

Hey freaks! Check out the new page! Pretty snazzy, huh? Yeah, well, the links don’t work. So don’t try clicking on any of the navigation pages, because you’ll get a big fat 404 error. Give me a day or two to iron it all out. Now for the impoart stuff: On Todays Distorted View Daily:

Heya Freaks! It’s Monday. I know, I know, it sucks. Most likely it’s the start of the work or school week for you, but fear not! Uncle Tim is here with another daily dose of DV for you to help turn that frown upside down…or at least to take that 9mm out of your mouth.

It’s Friday! Everybody is working for the weekend, baby. Not me, though. We don’t do shows on the weekend. So this is all you get until Monday. On Today’s Show: -Don’t use your toilet brush on yourself -Rat Posion your way to lead-cashier -Tough love for your troubled teen now includes a hammer to the

Hey Freaks, Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness! Coming up on today’s show: -Secret dangers of the fast food industry -Why does that man have kitchen utensils in his anus? -Condoms (of the “USED” variety) in the mail -Marrying a dead person for fun and profit All of

Hey freaks, welcome to Tuesday! Settle in for a brand new episode of Distorted View. On Today’s Show: -Finger-Eating -Hot Dog Prostitution -Tits The Season To Be Jolly -Mike Tyson Lite Want to know what the hell I’m talking about? It’s all explained on this episode of DV! Distorted View Daily: 01/03/05

Hey! It’s the first “real” new show of the New Year! Let’s keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today’s Show: – Ashley Simpson is a filthy, dirty, disgusting pig. – A cross-dressing man got caught with his skirt up. – And Finally: Pet Plastic Surgery. After “The Swan”, you knew it was coming to