Hey Freaks! Another fun show today, aside from audio clipping issues. Warning: return of the shit slurper! I have warned you all! On Today’s Show: – Shit Death – Shit Smearing – Pigging out on corpses Links: Pounced: Furry Personal Ads! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! Here’s your Sextastic Wednesday! I’m still planning to have PK&J’s Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition, so I want you guys to find the most twisted story you can for her. On Today’s Show: – Condom Trees! – Slithering Snakes – Sex Toy Vending Machines Links: July For Kings: Here’s the

Hey Freaks! The site is back up! RAWK ON! It’s been a shitty 24/36 hours as my server that holds the mp3’s wasn’t working and then distortedview.com’s mySQL database went tits up. I think everything is working now, and you should be able to access the past shows as well (the last 35 or so)

Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested Development WILL be back. Showtime has signed a 2-year, 26 episode deal! Now, before the new season starts, rent or buy seasons one and two on DVD and see why I jizz in my pants

Hey Freaks! I’m back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt have the time. To make it up to you, if you’re ever in the Columbus, Ohio area I will sleep with you. I’ll sleep with anyone, and I’ve got the crabs to prove it. On

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a funny news story, video clip, sound, send it to me! Better yet, if you run across any money, send that to me, too 🙂 On Today’s Show: – So, I Married A Goat – How

Hey Freaks! Hope you had great weekend! On Sunday I sat in with Paul and Jeanette as they taped their shows for the week. If you want to hear even more Tim Henson, tune in to the latest PK&J Show. On Today’s Show: – Sheet Metal Jesus – Homeless Men Smuggling Sheep – Banging Tweens

Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January’s shows (and a few of December’s)are still online. Still bored? Nothing passes the time like sending me money! On Today’s Show: – Liquid Shit – Chicken Chuckers – The Donkey Dicked Shopper Strikes Again Snail

Hey Freaks! Today I share with you the movies I’ve received from TLA Raw! It’s only a matter of time before I start pulling audio from Granny Gang Bang 5 to play for you guys! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – The Urine Drinker – San Mateo Sodomy – Mutant Chickens!! Links: TLA Raw: