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  • January 4, 2005By Tim

    Hey freaks, welcome to Tuesday! Settle in for a brand new episode of Distorted View. On Today’s Show: -Finger-Eating -Hot Dog Prostitution -Tits The Season To Be Jolly -Mike Tyson Lite Want to know what the hell I’m talking about? It’s all explained on this episode of DV! Distorted View Daily: 01/03/05

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  • January 3, 2005By Tim

    Hey! It’s the first “real” new show of the New Year! Let’s keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today’s Show: – Ashley Simpson is a filthy, dirty, disgusting pig. – A cross-dressing man got caught with his skirt up. – And Finally: Pet Plastic Surgery. After “The Swan”, you knew it was coming to

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  • January 3, 2005By Tim

    Hey! It’s the first “real” new show of the New Year! Let’s keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today’s Show: – Ashley Simpson is a filthy, dirty, disgusting pig. – A cross-dressing man got caught with his skirt up. – And Finally: Pet Plastic Surgery. After “The Swan”, you knew it was coming to

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  • December 28, 2004By Tim

    Hey freaks! We’re back with new shows today! Make sure to visit the Distorted View main site to watch our short films. The newest video, Night Owls: Episode 2, is quickly becoming the top downloaded of all-time. Thousands have fallen in love with three loveable whores. Now you can too. Now for the important stuff:

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  • December 27, 2004By Tim

    Here’s another best of show for you. I promise that tommorow will be a brand new, never-heard show. Don’t hold me to that, because I’ve been known to lie.

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  • December 21, 2004By Tim

    It’s Christmas Eve-Eve-Eve! And with that, a new-old episode of Distorted View for you! On todays show: The Queefton School of Whorinary Arts! What more can I say?

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  • December 21, 2004By Tim

    Hey Freaks! What a big, exciting day! First, Distorted View’s new short film is officially online and viewable! You know those horrible late-night action shows like She Spies and VIP? They’ve all got scantily clad women running around, acting badly, using guns and looking sexy, right? I pretty much described Pamela Anderson’s entire career. At

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  • December 20, 2004By Tim

    Hey freaks, My new short film will be online sometime today! I’ve worked on it for about a month and I hope you’ll check it out. It clocks in at about 24 minutes and is a continuation of another video I did called Night Owls. It’s the story of three porn stars who fight crime

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  • December 16, 2004By Tim

    Hey freaks! It’s Friday! Enjoy the show because we’ve saved the best for last. We will be back on Monday to start a new week of DV for you. But don’t forget to visit Distorted View during the weekend for the online release of the new short film, “Night Owls Episode 2”. Good times! On

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  • December 16, 2004By Tim

    Welcome to Thursday my twisted little freaky deakies. We’ve got a great show for you, and I’m not just saying that because it’s my program. Ok, maybe I am. Check out what’s coming up today and you be the judge! Transvestites In flight! Drunken women locking themselves in toilets! Lumberjacks gone wild! Plus: E-mail and

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