Hey Freaks! I’m back to start an all new week of shows with you! In addition to the usual lot of crazy stories, someone has accused me of being a racist! Fear not, faithful audience, for I will handle this with the grace and composure you’ve come to expect from me. On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! We end the week right with some crazy news stories for you. Plus, Stephen Hawking sings for you! What more could you ask for? Don’t answer that. On Today’s Show: – Oh look, a used eyeball for sale – Small penis-ed Asian Men: fact or fiction? – Now that’s what I call a

Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the great E-mails and feedback coming in! I love you freaks! Remember, if you run across a crazy news story or website, E-mail me! I’ll be skyping tomorrow, so call in around 11:00pm EST if you want to participate in the show. Username is “distortedview” On Today’s Show: – Lawyer

Hey Freaks! We’ve got another big show for you today. Along with the news of the weird, we’ve got a special pope report for you! On Today’s Show: – Drunk monkeys! – 150 pounds of glorious rotting flesh – Today’s decomposing animals, tomorrow’s lunch Enjoy! I’ll be on skype for Thursday’s show. My screenname is

Hey Freaks! We’re back with one of the craziest shows in a long time. Today’s show clocks in at almost 18 minutes, which is the longest DV daily to date. Plus, we introduce a new segment called Sextastic Tuesday. You’ll also learn what the term “thinning out the herd” means. On Today’s Show: – Robot

Hey Freaky Deakys! It was an awesome weekend, but I’m so excited to be back to start a new week of DV! Today we talked about a new idiotic E-bay auction. First came Virgin Mary, then came my stale kaiser roll, and now someone has placed a Pope John Paul II Chicken Breast on Ebay!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday podcast and we’ll see you back on Monday to start a whole new week. If you have an Internet radio station and would like to play Distorted View, you totally have my permission as long as you don’t alter the show’s content. Just E-mail me to let me know. I’d

Hey Freaks! Another super late recording session. Today’s show is…well, it’s an abortion. I think. I really don’t know because I’m so tired. At any rate, enjoy the show and we’ll be back tomorrow to end the week! On Today’s Show: – Hot German Cannibal Action – Steamed Cockroach Dumplings with fried rice – Feeding

Hey Freaks! We’re back with another new show! Today I spill the beans about a new podcasting project I’m working on. More audio stupidity from me! 🙂 On Today’s Show: – Britney Spear is–oh, who the fuck cares? – Whores in the mall! No, I’m not talking about Forever 21 employess. – Crashing the DMV