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  • February 4, 2005By Tim

    It’s Friday and I’ve got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember: Distorted View is for adults only. We use mature language in a totally immature way. On Today’s Show: – A Deadly Enema! – An orgasm machine!! – A Teeny Tiny Condom!!! It’s an exlamation mark-worthy

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  • February 4, 2005By Tim

    It’s Friday and I’ve got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember: Distorted View is for adults only. We use mature language in a totally immature way. On Today’s Show: – A Deadly Enema! – An orgasm machine!! – A Teeny Tiny Condom!!! It’s an exlamation mark-worthy

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  • February 3, 2005By Tim

    It’s Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to add a link to us on your website. It would be much appreciated. On Today’s Show: – Two crazy Asian’s for the price of one! – A mobile crystal meth lab! – Why Jesus

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  • February 3, 2005By Tim

    It’s Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to add a link to us on your website. It would be much appreciated. On Today’s Show: – Two crazy Asian’s for the price of one! – A mobile crystal meth lab! – Why Jesus

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  • February 2, 2005By Tim

    Back here with your hump day edition of Distorted View Daily! By the way, did you know today is National Hug A Pedophile day? It’s true. Children are encouraged to hug a convicted sex offender to help promote tolerance and understanding of the mental illness. On Today’s Show: -Why no one cares if they blow

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  • February 2, 2005By Tim

    Back here with your hump day edition of Distorted View Daily! By the way, did you know today is National Hug A Pedophile day? It’s true. Children are encouraged to hug a convicted sex offender to help promote tolerance and understanding of the mental illness. On Today’s Show: -Why no one cares if they blow

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  • February 1, 2005By Tim

    It’s time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, “An utter disappointment”. Who the hell wants a fucking disgusting chinchilla anyways? On Today’s Show: -Don’t get mad, get even…by chewing off a finger. Because if you chew off a finger, you’d have 4 fingers left. And that’s an even number. See?

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  • February 1, 2005By Tim

    It’s time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, “An utter disappointment”. Who the hell wants a fucking disgusting chinchilla anyways? On Today’s Show: -Don’t get mad, get even…by chewing off a finger. Because if you chew off a finger, you’d have 4 fingers left. And that’s an even number. See?

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  • January 31, 2005By Tim

    Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to Distorted View Daily. It’s kind of hard to tell, but it looks to be in the 400-500 range, which isn’t bad for being about a month old. A few internet radio stations are also playing

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  • January 28, 2005By Tim

    On today’s show: – Cockfighting! It’s staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to do about it – Ring tones are annoying! What we need are porn stars to record fake sex sounds for mobile phones. The future is here with Moan Tones, featuring the orgasmic stylings of Jenna

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