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  • February 23, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now give Timmy a kiss. If you run across any funny news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me! On Today’s Show: – Vomit slurping – When dogs eat better than you do – Put

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  • February 22, 2005By Tim

    Hey freaks! It’s an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you’d never hear in school. Sit back, take notes, and let the learning begin. On Today’s Show: – We learn that Koko the Gorilla is a tit man – We learn why not to have breakup sex (your penis will

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  • February 21, 2005By Tim

    Hey freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of Distorted View! Hope you feel rested and refreshed from the weekend, because today’s show is a doozy: OIn Today’s Show: – What happens when nudists go out for a fancy night on the town? and without a pocket to hold their wallet, how will

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  • February 18, 2005By Tim

    Hey freaks! We made it to the end of another week! Enjoy the show, and we’ll see you back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Strangling Your Own Penis! – Stinky Children Get The Spray-Down – Drugged Food and Penis Potion Listen Now! Distorted View Daily 2/18/05

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  • February 17, 2005By Tim

    Hey freaks! Thanks to everyone who has offered to help with podcast hosting. It’s the stangest thing, but when I went to upload todays show into the system, all of the podcasts were there. the DV videos weren’t, but the podcasts were. So we’ll see what happens here. On Today’s Show: – An Elderly-Style Smackdown

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  • February 16, 2005By Tim

    Ugh, If you havent heard, my hosting provider didn’t like me having tons of videos and podcasting mp3’s on their server gobbling up bandwidth. So, we’re in a real pickle. As of right now you will not be able to listen to past shows. I’m hoping someone generous will come forward and host our mp3/video

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  • February 16, 2005By Tim

    Ugh, If you havent heard, my hosting provider didn’t like me having tons of videos and podcasting mp3’s on their server gobbling up bandwidth. So, we’re in a real pickle. As of right now you will not be able to listen to past shows. I’m hoping someone generous will come forward and host our mp3/video

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  • February 15, 2005By Tim

    I guess my ISP has had enough of the massive video and mp3 files, as I discovered all of the podcast mp3’s have been deleted off the system. I uploaded the most recent podcast again. Sorry no show today, but I’m just trying to figure out our next move 🙂 This is a call to

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  • February 14, 2005By Tim

    Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ve got a great show for you today, including a special V-day message you can send to your loved one. On Today’s Show: -A drunk, child abusing drug addict is crowned Distorted View’s Mother of the Week (and it’s only Monday) -Male Hollywood star + fake penis = comedy platinum -The gay

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  • February 11, 2005By Tim

    It’s the big Friday show! Ok, it’s not much different from the other shows during the week. At any rate, enjoy the program! Don’t forget to E-mail me with your comments, questions, news of the weird, etc. If I read your mail on the show, you’ll be entered into the Great DV Extreme Makeover giveaway!*

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