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  • May 11, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tonetta Is Making Cum Art Today Bipolar Woman Vs. Officer Douchebag Small Dick Rim Job Ass Sprinkle Surprise Double Rainbow Dude Died Our Second Favorite Televangelist Stroked Out My Ghost Girlfriend And I Can’t Stop Fucking In The BOOdroom, GET IT?  

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  • May 8, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: What Did I Find In My Butt? The Erotic Sounds Of Fat People Breathing While Trying To Walk The Wails Of A Wild Karen Growing Thick Beards To Keep Gay Demons Away Which Celebrity Busted His Asshole Wide Open? Your Position Has Been Compromised Due To Your Loud Farting   BECAUSE DV

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  • May 6, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: All My Friends Are Dead Or Blind Caren Pens A Blog Post Demanding Ya’ll Stop Baking Bread Another Awful Moment In Local Government Music Videos Virgin Couple Discuss All The Sex They Aren’t Having Area Woman’s Pussy Is On Fire The Toilet Flush Heard During a Supreme Court Case   BECAUSE DV

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  • May 4, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Unbox A Vibrator Christian Ventriloquism Comedy Albums Bitch Mom Won’t Let Her Son Play With Guns Satan Is a Worm Murder Hornets Are Here To Fuck 2020 Some More Licking Quarters While Waiting For Your Italian Sub   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor

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  • May 1, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Alex Jones Is Ready To Eat Ass. Please Make Some Remixes: Folk Songs of the Mentally and Physically Disabled Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Speaking In Tongues Semen Smoothies The Grim Reaper Is Visiting Florida Beaches Condom Usage Plummets   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and

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  • May 1, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The 2012 Olympics Brainwashed Us And Prepared The World For COVID-19 Kids Are Participating In The “Pee Your Pants Challenge” Competetive Scrot And Twat Kicking Sex Meeting Turns Into A Robbery Tame Your Pubic Hair With Beaver Cream Falling To Your Death Because Yuu Wanted To Feel FRREEEEEE!   Our New Post

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  • April 29, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Gross Mouth Sounds Of Seafood Mukbanging Threatening Call Center Employees Over 5G Conspiracies Fat Women Feeling Body Shamed Over The Size of Cake Slices Spreading Shit To Save Lives Using Your Stimulus Money To Buy A Lesbian Some Drugs When A Car Tries To Sexually Seduce You   BECAUSE DV GIVES

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  • April 29, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to cum   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV

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