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  • April 5, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Stopped Self-Quarantining For A Kit Kat Bar Big Ed Is The big Fat Neckless Lover We All Need In Our Lives Nurse Gives Us The Real Info On The Coronavirus (It’s AIDS and SARS and 5G Frequencies ALL ROLLED INTO ONE) Covered In The Blood Of Christ Crotch Grabbing While Being

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  • April 3, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes To Come If I Ever Remember To Go Back And Do It BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business has, well, fallen off cliff. If you or someone you know is looking for a new house,  get

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  • April 2, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: It’s a best of show today. I’ll be make up for it this weekend. Of course I’ll also be back tomorrow for the Friday show.   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The

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  • April 1, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Ode To The Taint Getting Horny Watching A Chimpanzee Licking His Lips The Erotic Sounds Of Kitty Cat Role Play Fetish Letting Your Dog Drive While You Shoot Up Meth City Council Meeting On Zoom Ends In Hilariously Predicable Way BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a

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  • April 1, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: SHOWNOTES TO CUM The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters.

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  • March 30, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tim The Financial Advisor Says Dump Your Starbucks Stock Pissing And Shitting On The Sunroof Of A Car COVID-19 Goes On The Price Is Right Domestic Abuse Thanks To Coronavirus Astrophysicist Gets Magnets Stuck Up His Nose Great News! Chinese Wet Markets Selling Slaughter Dogs Are Open Again BECAUSE DV GIVES A

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  • March 27, 2020By Tim

    Tonight At 10PM (Eastern) In The Discord: A Tiger King Watch Party!  ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Checking In With A Bestiality And Incest Advocate 7 Robot Sex Dolls Is Not Excessive Teenages Can’t Handle The Isolation Of This Pandemic Licking Public Toilets Resulted In Coronavirus Getting Through COVID-19 With Bath Salts And Laughing Gas BECAUSE DV

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  • March 27, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: SHOWNOTES TO CUM The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters.

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  • March 25, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Home Schooled Child Learns About Levenge Zoom Videoconferencing Mishaps Joe Exotic: Gay Presidential Candidate / Roadside Zookeeper Wiping Yourself With Shredded T-Shirts Licking Public Toilets Resulted In Coronavirus A Break-In / Double Pooping BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic

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  • March 25, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Goes XXX Pussy Whisking Spring Break Kid Sorry He Doesn’t Give A Shit About COVID-19 Wiping Up Your Post-Sex Piss And Then Tossing Your Pee Napkin Boober Eats Delivers Food And Titties The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

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