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  • August 7, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to Come Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • August 5, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Prank Calls During A National Tragedy The Most SJW Lefty Snowflake Convention EVER Killing Your Kids Because They Are Total Cock Blocks The Oldest Pussy Poem Turns Out To Be Even Older Pissing In a Commercial Ice Maker Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209

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  • August 4, 2019By Tim

    Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15

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  • August 2, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Some More Weird 900 Numnbers From The 90’s Showdown At The Family Dollar Chocolate Penis Intimidation Scamming Amazon With Bags of Dirt Leaving Your Apartment Smeared With Intestines Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your

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  • August 2, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: President Reagan Was A Little Racist I Was Tricked Into Liking Christian Music AGAIN Tough Sovereign Citizen Ladies Have The Best Screams Cockgagging Should Now Be Tagged “Puke Deepthroating” For Proper SEO Finding A Dead Baby In The Freezer Including Your Name and Address When Robbing A Bank Bagels and Porn  

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  • July 31, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Love Scorned Burns Her Ex’s Clothes Sovereign Citizen Scream “Corpus Delecti” In Yet Another Futile Attempt The Greatest Neighbors Since Peter And Raymond Jeffery Epstein Wanted To Preserve His Cock And Start A Breeding Farm Hot Asian Stream Turns Out To Be a Middle Aged Grandma Using Filters Covered In Porta

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  • July 31, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A 1960’s Audio Sexual Adventure: The Vacuum Salesman And The Whore 90 Day Fiance Grandma Is Unhappy In Bed Pissing On Potatoes It Was Almost Vape Rape Gay People Have A Stink About Them Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF

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  • July 29, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: When Unwashed Love Dolls Cause Urinary Tract Infections Black Man Scares Woman While Trying To Prove He’s Not Scary When Gooner Bators Podcast Men, Go Ahead And Cool Off With “Snowballs” Testicle Cooling Underwear Ladies, Don’t Cool Off With A Popsicle In Your Pussy Katy Perry Vs. Christians Our New Post Office

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  • July 28, 2019By Tim

    Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15

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  • July 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Our Favorite Crazy Lady Youtard Makes Contact With The Freaks Good Old Fashion Cockgagging and VR Porn A Livestream Deals With A Big Cry Baby Tim Allen Gruntwave Music: LISTEN! Fetuses Know It When You Have Anal Sex Wedding Has A Weight Limit For Bridesmaids Hallmark Movies and Mysteries Presents: A Mayo

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