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  • August 28, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Militant Furry Shares His Views White Female Children Are The Real Oppressors A Local News Anchor Called Her On-Air Co-Host An Ape A Tiny Drill To Fit Into Tiny Hispanic Hands Robot Sex Dolls Will Strangle You (And Not In The Good Way)   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted

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  • August 26, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Messy Ramen Noodle BJ Racist Political Candidate Says NO THANK YOU to Race Mixing When You Want To Be A Beauty Vlogger But You Too Damn Ugly Yoko Ono Now Has a Saxophone To Back Her Screaming Up Sex Pig Laser Beams Japanese Train Perverts Learn To Airdrop Dickpics Our New Post

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  • August 25, 2019By Tim

    Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15

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  • August 23, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Fox News Goes Drinking Steak Dinner For A Sperm Deposit = Good Trade? Bagel Boy Gets Rejected Again Racist Goes To The Post Office Spreading On Some Of Your Vulva Butter Farting Out Of Your Mouth Online Love Scams Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

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  • August 23, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Seriously, What Is Up With This Family? Homeless Man Brings Dead Raccoon Into McDonalds With Him A Talking Blow Up Doll Popeyes Is Getting ROUGH Lopsided Erections Police Piss Problems A Cucumber “Just Slipped In”   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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  • August 21, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Smelling Fat Women’s Farts May Make You Stupid As Seen On TV Asshole Loofas Musical Yeast Infected Pussies Racist Goes To The Post Office Dieting The Cancer Out Of You Operation Grey Shag Getting Hard Looking At Classical Art Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

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  • August 21, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: School Shooter Erotica? DJ Hitler Drops Some Dope Beats New Age Breathing Home Castration Mishap Island of the Creepy Ass Dolls Starbucks Piss Party   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On

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  • August 19, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: What Is Pussy Grool? Worse Question: What Is A Cum Nugget? Snorting Cumcaine What Does This Ring Look Like? A Vagina or Noodles? I Want To Fuck Your Moose Meat Woman Fits An Alligator Inside Her Yoga Pants Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209

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  • August 16, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Whoopsie Fart Pops Out A Solid Pissing On A Crackhead A Planet Fitness Tootsie Roll Related Freakout Paternity Court is Trashy and I Love it Eating A Mattress In Jail Principal Of School Kind Of Just Phoning It In It’s A Nice Day For A White Trash Wedding Our New Post Office

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  • August 16, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A TV Special That Aired 12 Minutes of Cheese Commercials Jesse Lee Peterson Is Back And Mumbling The Pirate Ghost Bride Is Upset People Think She’s Crazy TV Man Delivers Old Television That No One Wants Woman Beats Animal Activists, Horse Kills Woman   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View

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