July 20, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Is the emo scene still active? One Scary looking monster seems to think so Roseanne thought the bitch was white! Cutting off your dick for aesthetic reasons Pedophile jokes don’t do well with Disney Executives BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail:
July 20, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Grannies got a dash cam on her scooter Which Lesbian is about to storm the Whitehouse and decapitate the president? Sex Toys strong enough for our armed service members DaddyOFive is now DaddyWithoutA Youtube Channel BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show
July 18, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Anti Semitic Robocalls Coming Out As a Proud Pup Tricking dumb straight guys to get blown by a crossdresser if a horse winks at you, does that mean it consents to sex BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH
July 18, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Gargling With Literal Cocktails Sex With Tourettes: How weird is it? Teaching your kids to pole dance Period parties are a thing… I guess we should just go with the flow? BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say
July 16, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Is fucking your siblings really that gross? plus: a petty pedophile accusation ladies need to hose down down their snatch hatches and Japanese kids like to finger assholes BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail
July 13, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Topics of today’s city council meeting include ass probing and happy endings Squawk Rock – Bird Deathmetal I like my babies like I like my waffle house hashbrowns: smothered, covered, and electrocuted BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)
July 13, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: When Blowjobs break your goddamn throat Elderly man movie review Getting strangers to talk about shitting themselves Murder over a small wang BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV
July 11, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! First Timothy Henson was charged with murder and now he’s getting his eyes gouged out A Texas Sears Redneck Freak Out Perv Play In Chicago Which racist Pizza Chain Owner Doesn’t Understand why he cants say the n word? BE
July 10, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: The Gold At The Bottom of the Piss Drinking Jar A Not SO Shocking Oral Sex Gender Reveal Fucking A Mechanic Always Leads to Carbon Monoxide Poisoning The sounds of a slow gorilla BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com
July 9, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: The Erotic Screams of a Vacuumed Sealed Woman When you’re too old to be playing with action figures, dad has to intervene Fucking your disabled students as a form of community service BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com –

