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  • March 13, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Hidden Dicks – the heart breaking medical condition: Check out some funny pics of tiny-peened freaks! Link is inspiring a lot of porny pics and stories Porn gagging or retarded person speaking? Can you tell? Get a Free Audiobook

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  • March 10, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Show notes to come. In the meantime, watch a full length movie about a black demonic doll!  VOICEMAIL LINE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER: 206-66-OH-GOD And More! Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Access To 2000 Shows and

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  • March 9, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: The mentally handicapped are coming to a neighborhood near you! The gayest firework apparently deserved its own PSA in the 90’s News: Justin Bieber imposter tricked 900 underage nude pics out of girls Marriage with no sex for 10 years? You’re not going to need that dick anymore, says wife. Eating

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  • March 8, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Is Grandma a friend of the KKK? Livestream / News bloopers More awful singing from my favorite master of karaoke /adult baby Get a Free Audiobook and 30 Free Trial to Audible! News: The Big Mac of vaginas Did

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  • March 8, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: A Viking Battle Cry of “CUNT” A new way to “sing” using only one breath Yet another Linda Finkle Hall of Famer News: A New Catholic Church scandal! Poisoning your man to become impotent Poisoning your woman to give her Diarrhea and to steal her money A new way to help support

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  • March 6, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page I just want to play my video games and be a hermit. Unfortunately I suck at them. Nutcase stuck in an elevator Rain Florence has opinions on “Sea Men” ingestion. Get a Free Audiobook and 30 Free Trial to

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  • March 3, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Conspiracy theories are getting dumber A 6 Hour documentary on Flat Earth with a surprise rap at the end An awesome documentary about the dark side of tickle fetish Get a Free Audiobook and 30 Free Trial to Audible!

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  • March 3, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Horrible made up words by a mad man Alex Jones has evidence of human fish babies Hypnosis to trick your brain into thinking your sitting in poop News: One lawmaker got his degree from Prime Beef University Donations made to Planned Parenthood in an anti-abortion pastor’s name Vegan goes GTA on a

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  • March 1, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Which DV Youtard has been found on Pornhub doing horrible things to a cucumber? Australian in a fight with her cabbie An Uber driver in a fight with the CEO of Uber Cops vs. a crazy man in black

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  • March 1, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: A mobile phone you can stuff in your ass This leads me to a brilliant new business idea A christian clock that will annoy the fuck out of you 24 times a day News: Another religious cult with weird sex rules and abuse allegations I caused a national slime shortage Subway

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