Hey Freaks, Yeah, this is a best of show, but I’ll be doing a REAL one later on as well. Enjoy this past stupidity. It’ll make you all scream “Anti-Abortion is what we need!” On Today’s Show: – Mr. Sulu sucks it. Hard. – Child whores going cheap! – 7Up and Piss? Snail Mail: Distorted
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday program! Enjoy the audio of the kids freaking out and of course the twisted news. If you run across a bizarre news story, or just a great audio/video file, pass it along to me. If I play it on the show, you could win $50,000* * – If you
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today and don’t forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk. Also, Clickgrid squares are as low as $5.00, so there’s no excuse not to advertiser yor podcast, website, or illegal prostitution ring on DV. On Today’s Show: – Abortion Clinic Mishap – Pickled Pee Pee
Hey Freaks! I’m running really late. Here’s the new show. I’m so poor, and so black: paypal me 🙂 – Caked on Feces – Poop Paper – Porntopia! 10:22PM Edit – Isn’t life funny? After all the rushing around, turns out they accidently disabled my work badge’s 24 access to the building. I’m back home
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you. I’m still working overnights at my job, so the shows will be posted around 9:00pm/9:30est each night until next week. Today I’ve got a great show for you! I’ve got brand new Dickhole guy audio! Plus, if a few papyal donations come through, I’ll
Hey Freaks! That’s right! I’m back with a Saturday show! Thanks for the donations, and if you continue today with some more cash, I’d be happy to do another show tomorrow. Enjoy the audiophonic stupidty. On Today’s Show: – Cambodian Wife Beaters! – Auto(mobile)-eroticism! – Ringing anus! Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Hey Freaks! It’s the end of the week already! I’m loving these 3-day weeks! God bless National Holidays and my own laziness. Will I be back for a Saturday show? If you start forking over some donations, gosh darnit. On Today’s Show: – Fake Ozzy / Real Rape – Panic at the Disco – Horsin’
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program! Remember: if you have any great news story tips or funny audio/video, send them along to me. Also: check your wallets. Cash? Paypal it my way. Kisses. On Today’s Show: – Walmart + Necrophilia – Barbie loves the bacon hole – The sweet sounds of
Hey Freaks! I’m back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It’s going to be a strange week, as I am schedule to work at my real job from 10:00pm to 6:30am. Show’s will be posted when they can, but there WILL be a full week of programs. On Today’s Show: – Dumping Vomit
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Have a great weekend and labor day! If I don’t do a DVDA show for you tonight, I’ll see you freaks back here on Tuesday to resume new programs! On Today’s Show: – Pool Toys: Bad for your anus? – Shitting outside of the box – Bisexual Teen Psycho Bitch
