Hey Freaks, I’ve got a great show for you today, plus your chance to win some valuable gift certificates! Come for the audio pornography, stay for the bloomin’ onions. Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – More shit injections – Waking up with an Alcholic – Salt overdose Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Killed by sausage – More mentally ill sex – Troublesome gays Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New Month! Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/13/06

Hey Freaks! I’m still not feeling 100%, but nonetheless I’m back! I’ve missed you twisted little freaks! Enjoy the show, and I promise they’ll continue to get better as I get better 🙂 On Today’s Show: – Eating Baby Ears! – Tard shooting – Another mom-whore Links: Brian: He’s in you Snail Mail: Distorted View

Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don’t die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New Month! Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/08/06

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That’s all I have to say to you today. Oh, don’t forget to bid on Gary Brickel’s DV inspired purse. I signed it and it comes with bumper stickers and other goodies from my collection of weird crap. On Today’s Show: – Alabama Pony Fuckers – Sex with the senile

Hey Freaks! It’s 6/6/6! I’m doing today’s show for you, Damien. It’s a another freak-filled episode with a brand new installment of Sextastic Tuesday. Also on today’s show, an old friend drops by. Can you guess who? On Today’s Show: – Mauled by Lions – 1/2 an Abortion – Impregnated by a needle Links: Satyr

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’ve got nothing else to say to you. On Today’s Show: – Feminist Porn – Kung-Fucktard – Killed by a balloon DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Links: Ebay: New DV inspired Purse. Signed by me! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley:

Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the donations! You made me get off my lazy ass and do a Sunday program. Enjoy the stupidity and I’ll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week of shows! On Today’s Show: – Explosive Shit – Second-Hand Crack Smoke – Fat People Fighting Over Candy –

Hey Freaks! Listen to the show today for a little clip from The DV Drunk show! It really exsists! It’s a fun show today, which is a great way to end the shitty work week. If you’d like a weekend show, fork over the cash! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Yet another severed cock –