Hey Freaks! It’s moving week for me, but I’m going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows for you. I’m sitting on my floor because I have no tables or desks to work on. The only thing in my fridge is a bbottle of Cocaine (energy drink that burns going down) and

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! It’s a real fun one. Have a great weekend and keep all those E-mails, paypal donations, and expensive gifts coming my way! On Today’s Show: – A Dildo In An Unwilling Ass – Why does my candy taste like blood? – The illusion of bigger dicks Links: Joe Hedges: Listen

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you’ve come across some funny audio or video that you think would make good DV material, send it along to me! Otherwise, I’ll keep playing Banana Phone until your brain explodes. On Today’s Show: – Cleaning Skulls – Animal Porn – Don’t Drink and Call Phone Sex

Hey Freaks! It’s November! Yay! Oh, who am I kidding, November sucks. November is the poor man’s August. I have no idea what that even means. Enjoy the show. Keep those voicemails and Bavarian creampuff recipes coming! On Today’s Show: – Toelickers! – Penis Posters! – Racist Congressman Join the freaks in the live chatroom:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this spooky, creeptacular crapfest. I’ve got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story, along with all the other shit I do on this thing. Have a happy Halloween! On Today’s Show: – A Mother-Toucher – A Real (HIV inducing) Prick – The Revenge of Ron Cooley Join the freaks in the live chatroom:

Hey Freaks! I’m back here with you to start a brand new week of DV! If you didn’t catch it, I did a show over the weekend, so check that one out as well. If you’re planning to send stuff to DV’s mailing address, make sure to do it before the end of this week.

Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I’m as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I’ll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week! On Today’s Show: – Pizza & Urine! – A Face full of feces – Genital mutilation (with scissors!) Links: Joe Hedges: Former July For Kings frontman.

Hey Freaks! I am so happy to be back with a brand new, FULL episode of DV. Enjoy the program, and keep all of the news tips, voicemails, and audio/video shit coming! I really appreciate all of it, even if I don’t play them on the show. Enjoy, fuckers. On Today’s Show: – Fly swatting

Hey Freaks! I’ve got one more mini-show for you before I head back to Ashtabula. Enjoy it, and I’ll be back with a full length, REAL episode of the show tommorow! Enjoy the stupidity! Listen to the show!

Hey Freaks! Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I’m having a hell of a time doing a show for you guys. I have the wrong software, no mp3 codecs installed, and poor wireless access. On the flip-side, I have some wonderful audio of me singing in my car and news stories involving dead babies, fucking