It’s Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to add a link to us on your website. It would be much appreciated. On Today’s Show: – Two crazy Asian’s for the price of one! – A mobile crystal meth lab! – Why Jesus

Back here with your hump day edition of Distorted View Daily! By the way, did you know today is National Hug A Pedophile day? It’s true. Children are encouraged to hug a convicted sex offender to help promote tolerance and understanding of the mental illness. On Today’s Show: -Why no one cares if they blow

It’s time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, “An utter disappointment”. Who the hell wants a fucking disgusting chinchilla anyways? On Today’s Show: -Don’t get mad, get even…by chewing off a finger. Because if you chew off a finger, you’d have 4 fingers left. And that’s an even number. See?

Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to Distorted View Daily. It’s kind of hard to tell, but it looks to be in the 400-500 range, which isn’t bad for being about a month old. A few internet radio stations are also playing

On today’s show: – Cockfighting! It’s staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to do about it – Ring tones are annoying! What we need are porn stars to record fake sex sounds for mobile phones. The future is here with Moan Tones, featuring the orgasmic stylings of Jenna

Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send it my way! I’m always looking for good pieces to read. On Today’s Show: -Poisoning your parents -Feeding your employee to lions -Putting out the fire between your legs Plus, a visit to the Distorted

Hey freaks! We’re back with a brand new podcast for ya! On Today’s Show: -Why you shouldn’t give an axe to a crazy man during Sunday School. -A Chinese man who pimped out his wife to compete with Yahoo Personals. -I guess “sheep brains” are what’s hidden in “Hidden Valley Ranch”. The secret has been

On Today’s Show: -The Scud missile goes to the highest bidder! -How many vibrators does it take to satisfy a shop lifter? -The story of one drunk who wouldn’t take “last call” for an answer -Sexually aroused by surgical masks? You’re not alone (but still a freak) Enjoy the show, and we’ll back tommorow! -Tim

The mystery of my stolen car has been solved. If you’ve been following this aspect of my life, tune in to the shocking conclusion! In addition to this, On Today’s Show: -Robbing an adult store for a blow-up sex doll. -Home castration! With the Internet, it’s now possible! -A penis-pumping judge! Taking more than just