Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! If you’d like a bumper sticker and a patch designed by our very own Rudeboy, paypal me! Check out the DV messageboard for more of Rudeboy’s shtuff. On Today’s Show – Ice Cold People – BBQ’ed English – Piss flavored toothpaste Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail
Hey Freaks! I’m officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I still might do one later in the week. Enjoy the program! – Cock Biting! – Urine Soaked Mail – Toddlers on Fire! Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.
Hey Freaks! Just got back into town. Here’s more “classique” DV for you. New show tomorrow, I promise! (and you all know how worthless those are) Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast! Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Vote
Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast! Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/05/06
Hey Freaks, There will be a show today, but it’s coming later. I was having internet issues last night and said “Fcuk it” and went to sleep. Look for a show in the evening. Later! -Tim
Hey Freaks! I’m back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show pops in to say hello. Plus I explain why I smell like piss. Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show – Jesus gave you the squirts! – Tongue Slicing – Myspace for the elderly Links: Have
Hey Freaks! Yeah, I’m taking the day off. Enjoy the best of show and I’ll see you back here tomorrow for a brand new one. Thanks again for all of the great birthday wishes and paypal action. I would like to lick the taint of all you freaks. On Today’s Show: – Homeless people’s souls
Hey Freaks! Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It’s a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday with a classique sextastic Tuesday story and some truly bizarre news stories. Thanks for all the great birthday wishes! You’re the best! On Today’s Show: – Sucking condom juices – Death ride of doom –
Hey Freaks! Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I’m still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler’s eyeballs. How immature, right? Well, there’s nothing immature about the cool, crisp taste of Winston brand cigarettes, the only brand that promises to cause irreversible retina damage when applied to the eye. Winston tastes good,
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and have a great weekend. Don’t forget to vote for DV at the Podcast Awards. You can vote once per day. I’ll see you back here on Monday to start a whole new week of this crap. On Today’s Show: – FM Sex Radio – A really creepy stripper –
