Hey Freaks! If you miss one episode of Distorted View this year, today’s show might be the one you want to skip. It’s actually not a bad show, but it was a slow news day. You know how that goes. Pump it up! On Today’s Show: – The smooth taste of death – Murder for

Hey Freaks! Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was absent yesterday and my exciting weekend full of elderly people. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Gunpowder in the grill – It’s electric! – A flesh eating DOG!!! Links: Butch Walker: On Myspace! Butch Walker: On

Hey Freaks! Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch flavor you love. Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, and I’ll see you on the flip-flop. On Today’s Show: – Billboards on Prostitutes – Subway Sawing – Adult storytime for children! Link: Chick Publications:

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all enjoy it. Umm…that’s all I have to say. On Today’s Show: – The Masked Masturbater – Who will be crowned the Feces Queen? – Severed pig heads – Idiot + Fireworks = you know what

Hey Freaks! So glad to be back with a brand new episode of DV for you! Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to e-mail me news tips, funny audio/video, or whatever else you think I might like. On Today’s Show: – Firecracker in the pants – A dash of chili pepper in the pussy –

Hey Freaks! Just got back from the emergency room. Listen to today’s show and you’ll understand. Remember: I’m running a Best-Of Show tomorrow, but I’ll be back on Wednesday to continue spreading the distortion. On Today’s Show: – The Grand Finale of the Penis Pump Judge – Drinking While Killing – Banging your own son…THANKS

Hey Freaks! That’s right, I’ve got a Sunday show for you! As promised, I read a second, cockroach-themed sextastic story today. Enjoy the program and I’ll see back here tomorrow. On Today’s Show: – Eating nails – Pissing on the floor – A Growling Naked Man DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV, but that’s up to you guys! Oh, and don’t forget about the advertising auction that ends today! On Today’s Show: – Anal Illumination – Skull Bongs! – Tranny Terrorism DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupid show! I *HEART* u. On Today’s Show: – The Penis Pumper Strikes Again! – Old Naked Flesh – Dick Obsessed and Deadly Links: The Triscast: Click it before you stick it! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV!