Hey Freaks, One word to describe today’s show: “yikes”. It’a not pretty, but if you’d like to punish yourself, tune in to the show. It was a slow news day. Ummm.. so that’s all I have to say about that. On Today’s Show: – Potty training your cat – High tech hugs – Britney’s EPT
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00 ViewsHey Freaks! On today’s show: Sextastic Tuesday! I have to warn you about this one, though. We’ve taken the bit to new levels of inappropriate-ness. On Today’s Show: – Frosty Cold Penises – Trading pot for pizza – Buying custard may get you fingered Vote for DV at Podcast Alley. For every vote I get,
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! Yes, it’s Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I’m here to help you get through the week with some news of the weird! Today, before we start the program I talk about my weekend dinner with Paul and Jeanette of The PK&J Show. If you haven’t checked out their show,
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! Back with a brand new show to end the week! In addition to the crazy news stories, I’m proud to present another installment of “Tim Pretends To Be a 14 Year Girl on Skype Looking For Pedophiles”. Enjoy! – The return of the exploding toads! – American coke fiend – Another sex store
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! Today I present to you a Best-Of Show! I was unable to record a new show today because I had to attend an industry party for the launch of Modern Crochet Magazine. I totally snorted coke off of a pass-out Tara Redi’s stomach. Rad! Enjoy these classic moments (from 3 months ago) and
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! Lots of fun stuff on this episode. Hope you enjoy it! On Today’s Show: – 50 Maggots in a guy’s ear! Isn’t that the name of Russell Crowe’s band? – Nazi Monkeys! – Waking up with a knife stuck in your face All of this plus your E-mails, most of which were completely
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! Uh-Oh, it’s Tuesday, which means another installment of Sextastic Tuesday: the idiotic bit where I read you weird porno stories. As if that weren’t enough, check out what else we’re doing today: On Today’s Show: – Chunky flesh-meat in your drinking water – Incest! Sex Changes! Hermaphrodites! Quite possible the world’s perfect news
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! I’m back to start an all new week of shows with you! In addition to the usual lot of crazy stories, someone has accused me of being a racist! Fear not, faithful audience, for I will handle this with the grace and composure you’ve come to expect from me. On Today’s Show: –
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! We end the week right with some crazy news stories for you. Plus, Stephen Hawking sings for you! What more could you ask for? Don’t answer that. On Today’s Show: – Oh look, a used eyeball for sale – Small penis-ed Asian Men: fact or fiction? – Now that’s what I call a
Read More00 ViewsHey Freaks! Thanks for all the great E-mails and feedback coming in! I love you freaks! Remember, if you run across a crazy news story or website, E-mail me! I’ll be skyping tomorrow, so call in around 11:00pm EST if you want to participate in the show. Username is “distortedview” On Today’s Show: – Lawyer
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