Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Since we played a best-of show yesterday, I felt bad and decided to make a Super-Sized DV Daily today. It clocks in at about 15 minutes! Enjoy the program and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Smoking Crack

Hey Freaks, I have nothing to say so…umm…Mayonnaise. On Today’s Show: – Feces in the mail! (Don’t lick the envelope) – Beach Bingo Abandoned Baby Bonanza! – What’s the combination to your Mastercock? Enjoy the show and we’ll see you back here tomorrow! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/16/05

Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show, and with it comes a brand new handful of crazy, twisted, bizarre, true stories! Enjoy the program! Don’t forget to E-mail me, vote for us at Podcast Alley, and think about me in your dreams. On Today’s Show: – Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special – Lifting

Hey Freaks! It’s all come to this. We finally find out who has won the stale kaiser E-bay auction! On Today’s Show: – Ball odor – A creepy man in drag – A man with two penises (now missing a wife) Enjoy the show! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/14/05

Hey freaks! I had a blast this week and I hope you did, too. We end the week right with some news of the weird, a special tribute to the kaiser roll, and of course your E-mails and voicemail! On Today’s Show: – A different type of cock ring – Sandra Bullock loves ass cream!

Hey Freaks, Back with the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember: stay away from the brownies. On Today’s Show: – Penis gone but not forgotten – Miss Cleo: Motor Vehicle Bureau employee of the month! – Again, please…STAY AWAY FROM THE BROWNIES! Enjoy the show and we’ll see you back tomorrow to wrap up

Hey freaks! We’re back today with more bizarre, twisted news for you! Plus, a rare retraction, a stale kaiser roll update, and your E-mails! On Today’s Show: – A man ate his penis. Quite possibly the world’s perfect news story. – Licking your students – Obliviously living with the dead – A semen-squirting doctor. Open

Hey freaks! We’ve got a great show filled with voicemail from listeners, painful music, a stale kaiser roll update, and of course bizarre news! On Today’s Show: – Excuse me sir, why is your penis singing Styx? – A married couple that didnt know what “sex” was – Karaoke: Convincing untalented losers they can sing

Hey freaks! Hope you had a great weekend! I’ve been busy with DV. I updated the photo page with some new pictures of DV listeners. We also got a brand new voicemail line. Call us and leave some feedback: 206-66-OHGOD! On Today’s Show: – I host the program with a stale kaiser roll. It’s up