March 21, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Hope you had a great weekend! We’re back with a whole new week of Distorted Views for you! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Move over Mary! Satan’s image is now appearing on auction-able items! – A totally useless suicide – Having sex with dogs out of compassion. Plus, helpful dog-sex tricks and tips
March 18, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Since we played a best-of show yesterday, I felt bad and decided to make a Super-Sized DV Daily today. It clocks in at about 15 minutes! Enjoy the program and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Smoking Crack
March 17, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks, We’re doing a best-of show today because I am tired, man! Hope you enjoy this podcast that originally aired back in January (1/14 to be exact). We’ll be back with a NEW show on Friday to end the week. And that’s a Tim Henson promise! *ting* On Today’s Show: -DV NEWS FLASH: People
March 16, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks, I have nothing to say so…umm…Mayonnaise. On Today’s Show: – Feces in the mail! (Don’t lick the envelope) – Beach Bingo Abandoned Baby Bonanza! – What’s the combination to your Mastercock? Enjoy the show and we’ll see you back here tomorrow! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/16/05
March 15, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show, and with it comes a brand new handful of crazy, twisted, bizarre, true stories! Enjoy the program! Don’t forget to E-mail me, vote for us at Podcast Alley, and think about me in your dreams. On Today’s Show: – Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special – Lifting
March 11, 2005By Tim
Hey freaks! I had a blast this week and I hope you did, too. We end the week right with some news of the weird, a special tribute to the kaiser roll, and of course your E-mails and voicemail! On Today’s Show: – A different type of cock ring – Sandra Bullock loves ass cream!
March 10, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks, Back with the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember: stay away from the brownies. On Today’s Show: – Penis gone but not forgotten – Miss Cleo: Motor Vehicle Bureau employee of the month! – Again, please…STAY AWAY FROM THE BROWNIES! Enjoy the show and we’ll see you back tomorrow to wrap up
March 9, 2005By Tim
Hey freaks! We’re back today with more bizarre, twisted news for you! Plus, a rare retraction, a stale kaiser roll update, and your E-mails! On Today’s Show: – A man ate his penis. Quite possibly the world’s perfect news story. – Licking your students – Obliviously living with the dead – A semen-squirting doctor. Open
March 8, 2005By Tim
Hey freaks! We’ve got a great show filled with voicemail from listeners, painful music, a stale kaiser roll update, and of course bizarre news! On Today’s Show: – Excuse me sir, why is your penis singing Styx? – A married couple that didnt know what “sex” was – Karaoke: Convincing untalented losers they can sing