Hey Freaks, Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness! Coming up on today’s show: -Secret dangers of the fast food industry -Why does that man have kitchen utensils in his anus? -Condoms (of the “USED” variety) in the mail -Marrying a dead person for fun and profit All of
Hey freaks, welcome to Tuesday! Settle in for a brand new episode of Distorted View. On Today’s Show: -Finger-Eating -Hot Dog Prostitution -Tits The Season To Be Jolly -Mike Tyson Lite Want to know what the hell I’m talking about? It’s all explained on this episode of DV! Distorted View Daily: 01/03/05
Hey! It’s the first “real” new show of the New Year! Let’s keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today’s Show: – Ashley Simpson is a filthy, dirty, disgusting pig. – A cross-dressing man got caught with his skirt up. – And Finally: Pet Plastic Surgery. After “The Swan”, you knew it was coming to
Hey freaks, Ok, I’ve been a bad, bad host. I took my hosting responsibilites and pissed on them like an angry monkey. I didn’t really produce a lot of new shows for you last week, but I have been busy behind the scenes. A re-designed DV Daily site is in the works and should be
Hey freaks! We’re back with new shows today! Make sure to visit the Distorted View main site to watch our short films. The newest video, Night Owls: Episode 2, is quickly becoming the top downloaded of all-time. Thousands have fallen in love with three loveable whores. Now you can too. Now for the important stuff:
Here’s another best of show for you. I promise that tomorrow will be a brand new, never-heard show. Don’t hold me to that, because I’ve been known to lie.
It’s Christmas Eve-Eve-Eve! And with that, a new-old episode of Distorted View for you! On todays show: The Queefton School of Whorinary Arts! What more can I say?
Hey Freaks! What a big, exciting day! First, Distorted View’s new short film is officially online and viewable! You know those horrible late-night action shows like She Spies and VIP? They’ve all got scantily clad women running around, acting badly, using guns and looking sexy, right? I pretty much described Pamela Anderson’s entire career. At
Hey freaks, My new short film will be online sometime today! I’ve worked on it for about a month and I hope you’ll check it out. It clocks in at about 24 minutes and is a continuation of another video I did called Night Owls. It’s the story of three porn stars who fight crime
