Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim’s Body Parts page to reflect the newest purchases. If you bought something and it’s not listed, E-mail me. In addition to that, I re-worked a few pages, and posted the long-delayed FAQ. Looking for a great gift for

Hey Freaks! Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks to all of my twisted freaks who continue to listen to this audio pornography! On Today’s Show: – Tranny Granny – Worst Roommates EVER – Discount Prostitutes Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View’s 1 year birthday! If you’d like to send along a 1-second birthday greeting, attach an mp3 or wav file to an E-mail! I’ll need them all in by 8:00PM tonight. On Today’s Show: – Tumble-dried baby – A rapist in love – Do the

Hey Freaks!! I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the download! Send me your 1 second Birthday greeting! Distorted View’s birthday is Friday and I’m asking you guys to record a really short (1 second or less) birthday wish. Attach an mp3 or wav to

Hey Freaks! How many times do I say “rape” on today’s show? It seems like an awful lot, but with good reason: It’s Sextastic Tuesday! I’ve got a twisted holiday-themed story for you in addition to the crazy/bizarre news stories that you love to love. On Today’s Show: – Baby masturbation – The motivational pedophile

Hey Freaks! Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We’ve got a big week ahead of us because Friday we celebrate DV’s 1 year birthday! How cool is that!? On Today’s Show: – The Great Bible/Porn Trade of 2005 – Wrestling in Graveyards – Santa Shortages Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean, if we can get through a whole week together, we can get through anything! I guess what I’m trying to say is… will you marry me? … What? No? Well fuck you! I’ve been cheating

Hey Freaks! Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you’d have no show and I’d be suicidal. In addition to the bizarre news, you’ll hear the funniest line ever spoken after orgasm! It’s DV’s first official catchphrase. On Today’s Show: – Elderly prostitutes – Waving

Hey Freaks! You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I’ve got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition to the pornography, I’ve got some twisted news for you, and I discuss the Columbus Dispatch article on DV that was published yesterday. On Today’s Show: – Whacking off to violent vomit – Fat man’s