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  • July 19, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Tuesday’s are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted news, we’ve got a brand new Sextastic tuesday porn story for you to feast upon. Crreeeeeepy. On Today’s Show: – Grandma’s a crack whore! – Revenge of the return of the crazy cat lady –

  • July 18, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! We’re back starting a new week of Distorted View’s! Quite frankly, I think we’ve got some of the most bizarre stories EVER on today’s show. If you’re a twisted little bastard/bitch, you’ve come on a good day. On Today’s Show: – Injecting shit into the bloodstream – A bestiality farm! – Poop’s in

  • July 17, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks, On Friday I received an E-mail congratulating me on Distorted View’s nomination as “Best Comedy Podcast” for the first-ever People’s Choice Podcast Awards. I think I mentioned the awards only once on the show, so I was quite surprised to see us among the nominated. I’m honored to be among such great/popular podcasts

  • July 15, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Friday’s here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest up for another week of fucked up stories when we come back on Monday! If you get bored this weekend, vote for Distorted View over at Podcast Alley, E-mail/Voicemail me, or scream at a tree.

  • July 14, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! It was kind of a slow news day, so I apologize if the stories aren’t up to the high (low) standards we have set here on Distorted View. It’s still a good time. Plus another installment of me singing to paypal donors. On Today’s Show: – A corpse on the freeway – Fighting

  • July 13, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre porno, or strange audio, E-mail me! On Today’s Show: – The bedwetter must die! – “It’s just a pumping party! What could go wrong?”, asks a now-dead tranny. – Elderly people and their flipping cats

  • July 12, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Back with another dose of Distorted Views for you! Plus, if you grew up in the 80’s, you’ll REALLY appreciate this week’s edition of Sextastic Tuesday! On Today’s Show: – Elderly Prostitutes – Pissing in holy water – Arguing with trees. TREES. Special thanks goes out to Martin in Switzerland for hooking me

  • July 11, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! I’m back with another weeks worth of audiophonic stupidity to share with you. Enjoy the podcast and check out some of our new features! We’ve just stated the freakopedia, so surf on over there and educate yourself. On Today’s Show: – Star spangled strippers start to spank, sparking screams & shrieks – Watching

  • July 8, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Yes, it’s the end of another week. Which means you’ll have to go two days without stories of decapitated dogs, weird sex fetishes, and missing penises. Fear not, because we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week. Until then, make sure to vote for us at Podcast Alley, subscribe to

  • July 7, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! I’m still a sick little monkey, but here’s a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love you. And your cute little button nose. On Today’s Show – When children don’t know about sex, parents get shot! – Sweet man boobies – Toilet Paper politics Links: Penis Restoration: Get Your Foreskin On!

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