Hey Freaks! Friday’s here and we’re ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more! I also play a clip from when I filled in for Adam Curry on Podshow to illustrate how things get out of control when I’m given any sort of freedom. We may be back tomorrow

Hey Freaks! Even though the show clock in at like 15 minutes, I still consider it a short program. We’re only doing two news stories today because I’m a star witness in the Trial of the Century! Be back tomorrow with a more normal DV, if there is such a thing. On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining us for the Wednesday show! In addition to the bizarre news, you’ll also how “Skanking” is sweeping the net, and how I can not carry a tune. On Today’s Show: – Eating testicles – Students in spandex – Killer Karaoke Plus a super-offensive news story that I refuse to read.

Hey Freaks! Wow! A great way to end the week: tech support calls, sex terms, satan, and of course the bizarre, twisted news you’ve come to tolerate from DV 🙂 I’M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS. Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations: Visit The Red Cross 1-800-HELP-NOW On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaks! I’M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS. Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations: Visit The Red Cross On Today’s Show: – Watch your cock: Introducing barbed condoms – Elderly STD’s – More bizarre animal abuse Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily:

Hey Freaks! Another day, another batch of fucked up news! Thanks to all of you adding me as your friend on Myspace and leaving comments. Also, check out the DV Music Blog to learn more about the tunes we play on the show. On Today’s Show: – Puppy-Kabob’s – Smoking crack through a straw makes

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a very sexy Tuesday show! That’s why we call it, “Sextastic Tuesday!”. I promise it won’t be as disgusting as last week’s show. However, it will be bizzzzaaarree. On Today’s Show: I’M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS. Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations: Visit The

Hey Freaks! It’s Monday and I’m back with more crazy, bizarre stuff for you. Listen to today’s podcast and try and catch when I say “I have a roof UNDER my head”. I’m a big fat idiot. It’s a fun show today, and I think you just might enjoy it! On Today’s Show: – Hardcore