Hey Freaks! It’s the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I’m right by your side every goddamn day with some stories that will make you feel better about your crappy life. On Today’s Show: – Hammering your Forehead – Pouring scalding hot water on a toddler’s genitals – Pissing

Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday’s show and have a great weekend! We’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week of fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Killer Cows – Pot Smoking Demons – Vancouver Is A Real Shit Box Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article about Distorted View! So, thanks to Mike LaSalle over at Mens News Daily. On Today’s Show: – Vagina’s that attack on command – Chunks of flesh fall from the sky – Hey, your babysitter is

Hey Freaks! Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce our big Bumper Sticker giveaway contest. As soon as the stickers come in, we’ll start that. Until then… On Today’s Show: – Stinky goat shit! – Spreading the sperm, Junior High style – A wire

Hey Freaks! Tuesday’s here and it’s going to be Sextastic! What’s hotter than tranny porn!? Don’t answer that. In addition to this cross-dressing adventure, I’ve good a shitload of news for ya: On Today’s Show: – Granny is pimpin’ bitches and ho’s – A devil baby goes pee pee in church – Fishy smells coming

Hey Freaks! Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV’s! You’re really going to enjoy the program today, and that’s a Tim Henson Promise(tm)*. On Today’s Show: – 2 Scoops of Jagermeister on a waffle cone – Peanut Butter, Pot, And Jelly Sandwich – Jerking off your fellow man in public

Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to come back to join me on Monday to start a whole new week of twisted dumbshits doing twisted, dumb shit. On Today’s Show: – Explosive Shit – Filming your loved ones taking massive B.M.’s –

Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show. Sure, it’s a little rough, but it’s better than nothing….right? I pepper the program with Jeanette of The PK&J show doing what she does best. On Today’s Show: – Puppy Love (The X-rated kind) – Racist Horse! – Mangled Mermaid Baby! AGGHHH! Links PK&J Show: America’s Favorite Anti-Perspirant

Hey Freaks! Welcome to June! We’re back with a brand new episode that answers the question: where is that blood coming from? Just a reminder that it is a new month, so get your ass over to podcast alley and vote for DV! On Today’s Show: – Falling Into A Meat Grinder – The Condom