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  • May 26, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:13:16.47 Ear Wax Fetish – Welcome To Hell 00:09:27:12.75 Powertool Pegging Your Man 00:13:59:07.27 Let Butterfly Boy Flutter Into Your Heart 00:18:40:23.19 TikTokker Who Enters Strange’s Houses Fined 00:24:51:19.67 Something Something Trans Something Something Target 00:31:02:01.29 Thanks For Joining The Club And Being A Buddy 00:31:23:07.00 Ozempic Users Are Shitting

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  • May 24, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:01.00 Introduction 00:02:25:17.53 Tim And Shane Sing Some Duets 00:06:43:11.13 Cunnilingus Tips From An Idiot / Cartoon Voiceovers 00:09:24:07.77 Neo Nazi Incel Wants A 16 Year Old Wife 00:14:25:05.65 Devon’s New Celebrity Crush 00:15:43:04.59 Crazed Idiots Fight Over Parked Car 00:22:47:01.76 Don’t Tell An Animal Shelter You’re Going To Sexually Assault A

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  • May 24, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: No Show notes today šŸ™ Listen, though! It’s a good one! A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – ⁠Check out our Patreon page⁠

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  • May 22, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:16:01.73 Smoother Skin After A School Shooting 00:12:10:17.47 Breaking News! Biore Apologies For Stupid Post 00:13:34:18.69 Another Drunk Politician 00:14:45:20.13 Dollar General Theft Prevention / Near-Vehicular Homocide 00:17:53:10.38 Man Steals Baby Mama’s Livestream Phone 00:19:50:13.07 Free Yourself From Foot Prison 00:23:02:12.35 Girlfriend Screaming At Man To Get In The Car

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  • May 19, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:16.22 What’s The Deal With TV’s? 00:04:07:22.16 Sex Tips With Sister Cindy 00:11:58:13.24 Crazy Ethnic People Worship A Parking Barrier 00:14:46:08.03 Fat Therapist Calls Us All Fatphobic Sex Monsters 00:23:33:04.78 Blowing Up A Condom With Farts 00:26:15:12.44 New Cak Farts 00:27:03:04.50 Burning Your Genitals During Sex 00:29:08:03.28 Trans Watermelon Penetration

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  • May 19, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: No Show notes today šŸ™ Listen, though! It’s a good one! A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – ⁠Check out our Patreon page⁠

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  • May 18, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: It’s the Thursday best of show! I’ve got one from 2015 today where I chat with Indian phone scammers. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new episode of DV later today. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim /

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  • May 17, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:06:10.79 Meade Compared To A Foot Freak 00:07:08:20.51 Meade Will Be Sleeping In A Haunted Hotel 00:13:22:17.68 Daddy Skelton Is Slipping 00:16:30:19.09 Temper Tantrum Over A $10 Ticket 00:22:48:11.56 Temper Tantrum Over A Shopping Cart Bump 00:24:30:24.00 How To Tell You’re Dealing With A “Real” Conservative? Just Say The F

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  • May 16, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:33:12.68 The Legend Of Zelda: Breasts of The Wild 00:16:43:06.60 Crazy Neighbor Throws Shit / Gets Arrested 00:22:30:06.48 Asking Babies For Consent 00:28:59:14.77 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:29:20:17.78 Drunk Driving Dog Switcheroo 00:32:40:21.73 Pregnant With A Few Bricks Of Coke 00:35:48:21.77 Faking Engine Trouble And Crashing Your Airplane For Fun

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  • May 15, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:09:03.31 My Blood Test / Ongoing Urine Sample Collection 00:05:43:06.31 Amazon Ruined My Zelda Day! 00:09:22:21.01 Mouth Noise Video Submissions Are Starting 00:10:56:18.48 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 1: Trucks And Driveways 00:12:39:02.11 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 2: Man Boobs And Baby Butts 00:14:08:05.44 Angry Neighbor: Methany WallmasterĀ  00:16:43:01.39 Angry Neighbor: Property Lines

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